Definitions by Lazzareth

YFAH

You fucking asshole

I sent Brian an message that said "YFAH Jason". He thought I was giving him a compliment and did not pick up that his name was wrong. That's why Brian deserves to be labelled a "YFAH". There is not much going on between his ears.

YFAH by Lazzareth March 27, 2026

Fuckron 

The offspring of a moron and fickwit where the breeding parties have had an equal genetic influence concerning their behavioural attributes. When mating is not involved, a fuckron is a fuckwit or moron that has moved onto greater heights due to their praiseworthy stupidity.

"You have a beautiful baby John. Is it a fuckron, or just a moron like you were?".

"Jason, I thought you were just a fuckwit, but now I realise you are actually a fuckron after stealing that UFC fighter's diamond-studded watch...".

Fuckron by Lazzareth July 21, 2022

Penis Docking 

When two men unite by joining their penises, head to head, to make a rod with one back. The foreskin of the dominant male (or space station) is wrapped over the end of the smaller knob belonging to the submissive male(or moon unit) to great a blind, but elongated penis shaft.

Son: Hey Dad, while I'm not really into penis docking it might help us to do some father and son bonding. Dad: That would would be lovely son. I haven't felt the touch of your knob for years.

Penis Docking by Lazzareth April 23, 2015