seed dumping

Blasting spudge. Either within the warm confines of a "friend" or spraying into socks, towels onto floors, sheets or various plumbing egresses.

His seed dumping was epic and her fields were willing.

by FatdogTavern December 15, 2015

pre-emptive dumping

1.Act of dumping someone before they dump you first,which sometimes result of them getting mad at you because they wanted to do the dumping instead of the one being dumped.

John:I had to do a pre-emptive dumping on that girl

Sam:So is that why she was leaving you angry calls and texts.

by ryukage99 November 16, 2011

Crotch Dumpling

Derogatory term for an annoying child, generally under ten years of age.

Hey Anne, did you see Kelly's daughter, Jojo, bite Farmer Jon's arm the other day? She is such a Crotch Dumpling! We should get Jon vaccinated for rabies, just in case.

by Lolzy Cat August 21, 2010

dumpin

to shoot off bullets.

'Ya wanna come steppin', then I have to see ya. leave you open and burnin' like a case of ghoneria. from some ol' dirty bitch that you's was humpin',and pumpin' like my gauge bitch-ass,we dumpin'!

by Trebek September 10, 2003

cum dumpling

The daughter of a high profile person in the community mayor, pastor, bank manager, etc. who likes to guzzle large amounts of cum from the friends and associates of the daughter's father.

Adam: Hey guess what the Mayor's daughter is a total cum dumpling, she swallowed my huge load last night.

Corey: No way, hook me up.

Adam: Sure she can choke on our loads together, i will give her a call tonight.

by Saint712 June 26, 2007

Dumpling Steamer

When a male or female takes a male's balls and ball sack into their mouth while the mouth is also partially filled with a warm liquid of choice. Generally performed with warm water or English Tea but any warm beverage will suffice. The feeling produced is a warm, steamy feeling on the balls and scrotum akin to the warmth of Chinese dumplings sitting in a bamboo steamer.

Tonya filled her mouth with a little warm water then gingerly inhaled her boyfriend's dangling, hanging ball sack. The frothy warm water on his sack was stimulating and he told her she gives the best dumpling steamer.

by Eaton Holgoode May 15, 2015

dookie dumplins

Black version of teabagging

Holy shit! That girl just got both of Tyrone's balls in her mouth. She just had her first order of dookie dumplins!

by dirty duck October 23, 2012