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Dickless Asshole

1. A coward or sissy that gets other people to do their dirty work.

2. A Person in a position of authority that makes decisions and delegates down all the backstabbing deceitful dirty work to the subordinates.
Asshole Boss "I've changed my mind."
Employee "About what?"
Asshole Boss "I don't want them working here anymore."
Employee "Why is that?"
Asshole Boss "That's my decision."
Employee "When are you going to tell them?"
Asshole Boss "I am not going to tell them, you are going to tell them that they are all fired, or you will be fired ."
Employee says to another employee "He is such a Dickless Asshole!"
by Anon-in-IL-Again February 27, 2008
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Dickleberg

A dick shaped, pickle flavored iceberg.
She looked on in awe at the document as she realized the Titanic was really sunk by a dickleberg.
by shaunaisniftyy December 29, 2008
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Dickleing

"Damn, I'd do anything to be dickleing that girl right now"
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Dickless Fuckboy

dik/ les/ fək boi
Noun

A fuckboy with no dick who only gets fucked in the mouth and asshole, but does none of the fucking because he is dickless. He is a cum dumpster who enjoys bukkake’s and golden showers.
Example 1: Rusty is definitely Justin’s dickless fuckboy. I bet Justin doesn’t even use his toilet when Rusty's around.

Example 2: I wonder how many dicks that dickless fuckboy, Rusty, has had flapping in his face at the same time.
by MAN_PILE_CHAMPION August 23, 2016
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Dicklexia

Dicklexia: Losing train of thought, speech, and comprehension from result of sex
Tina: Girl I woke up this morning and can’t remember what happened after me and Mike had sex

Tammy: Girl that happens to me all the time, it’s called Dicklexia
by Professor Dickalous July 8, 2019
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Dicklefuck

When you have sex with your awesome dick and then water comes out
"Man Samantha loves it when her boyfriend does a dicklefuck."
by Fucklestick March 19, 2023
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Fuckle me Duckles

A crass response to being pleasantly surprised by an outcome you did not foresee happening.
Well fuckle me duckles, I did not see that movie pulling off the surprise twist with that actor.
by LabrnMystic December 5, 2018
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