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Driving a desk

Pejorative term for administrative work done by a military officer from the comfort and safety of headquarters, rather than out in the field where the real danger lies.
To say that Ritter was amazed didn't begin to explain matters. This guy was supposed to be a professional military officer. The taking of human life was part of his job description. Of course, Ritter told himself, Cutter'd spent most of his career driving a desk in the Pentagon - he probably hadn't seen much blood since he learned how to shave. (Clear and Present Danger, by Tom Clancy)
by EOC1_PCCS42 May 14, 2010
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driving florida style

The act of driving without head or taillights at night time regardless of what state or province one is in. The term originates from South Florida where tourists enjoy driving around at night without headlights or taillights; and also in the Atlanta Metro area, where lots of rental cars have Florida plates.
Driver: Look at that Corolla with the FL plates!

Passenger: Whoa, they don't have their lights on!

Driver: They are totally driving Florida style down the 405!
by ausxau June 20, 2017
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schnoodle diving

When you climb on top of the stall/bar in a restroom and proceed to shit off the top into the toilet, creating a satisfying splash
brad: Dude, Kevin asked to use my bathroom, and he went schnoodle diving off the counter!
Nick: HAA!! sucks to be you man. Better get a mop.
by tinwillie June 22, 2011
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Booba Diving

Diving face first into a pair of boobs. Occasionally you have to come up for air.
Jeff: Look at that guy go, he's got it on tonight.

Brad: Yeah he's gone booba diving, we won't be seeing him for a while.
by Azzacadabra February 12, 2013
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Paint Drying Syndrome

When you have lost all will to do anything at all and you would literally watch paint dry.

This can be enhanced by confusion and boring English lessons
While writing this I should actually be doing some English work but I have lost the will to work

Bob: "Why are't you working"
Dave: "I have Paint Drying Syndrome"
by A bored English student January 15, 2014
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web series where the guys caught on the show to catch a predator are explaining the route to the bate house in their own words
anthony palumbo: did u see me on to catch a predator
dustin: ya saw you on to catch a predator driving directions too
by stoned phillips October 18, 2017
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Scoop Diving

A term used when an individual takes an eats a handful of pick'n'mix without paying for the said sweets.
Jeremy distracted the shopkeeper as Graham started scoop diving for cola bottles and jelly dolphins.
by A. Pottswater October 8, 2009
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