It's my opinion that many of these definitions are written by drunk individuals. Further, as I am now drunk while writing this, I believe that the drunken scholars have always had a place in world discourse.
My ex-wife wouldn't fuck me when drunk. (Ain't that ambiguous who is the horniest?) (Drunkest?) Further, who the fuck do you think is saddest that she started cheating on me in 2004? Cunt!
by Oakkymon May 17, 2006
by callinghome November 21, 2004
by phillip mcrackin April 21, 2010
i need to go somewhere fun, so i got drunk last night and passed out in a grainery, should have gotten high and ate the grainery
by donaldrunes September 07, 2006
by Anonymous January 14, 2003
-Dude. you were so drunk you picked up a little Mexican girl and said ''WHERES THE FUCKING MAP DORA!"
- You were so drunk last night you put my cat in a pillow case and started singing "ITS A PILLOW ITS A PET ITS A PILLOW PET"
- You were so drunk last night you put my cat in a pillow case and started singing "ITS A PILLOW ITS A PET ITS A PILLOW PET"
by abbree345777 February 28, 2015