Drunk Driving

An act in which an intoxicated (drunk) human being
drives a moving vehicle.

Drunk Driving is exremely serious and over all NOT a game.
Often causes wrecks, injuries, deaths, mutilation and is illegal in all states.

by MeganMalfunction January 16, 2010

Sword Driving

To drive with a sword in your hand. Also, a very rude thing to do.

"You're driving your go cart with a sword, aka Sword Driving, in your hand and an angry black man yells at you "It's very rude to drive with a sword."

by Darkhelmet40 January 12, 2008

driving balls

driving balls is the result of (a male) driving a motorised vehicle for a prolonged period of time. this leads to the guys balls slipping uncomfortably between his legs in a squashing scenario. the only known cure is repeated readjustment of the balls.

brian endured the purest case of driving balls during his 7 hour drive from southampton to glasgow.

by davros acropolis December 23, 2005

Poop Driving

When you are driving your car like an idiot because you are going to shit your pants.

Officer: Sir do you know you were going 80 mph in a 25 mph zone?
Driver: of course officer, I was going to shit my pants
Passenger: He was poop driving sir.

by Mina Minogue July 24, 2008

Skinny Driving

The practice of driving while totally nude. Akin to 'skinny dipping'.

"Last night Irene and I went skinny driving out in the country."

by NorthWolf | moonwolfstudio.com April 14, 2005

droiding it up

playing with your droid

Fred: What are you doing?
Mark: I'm droiding it up!

by lahlahlahu April 11, 2010

driving beer

A term Canadians use to refer to light beer, as their standard beers are 5% alc/vol

Guy 1: "Are you ok to drive home?"
Canadian 1: " Yeah don't worry I've only been drinking driving beer"

by A Guy1 February 9, 2012