beef drapes

Humongous flapping pussy lips that resemble skin curtains.

It was so windy at the nude beach that her beef drapes were whistling in the breeze.When she body surfed the anchovies were nipping at her large venetian skin blinds

by doyle February 12, 2004

Ape Drape

A hair style related to but distinct from the mullet, hockey hair, Kentucky waterfall, and Cincinnati toupee. The ape drape is defined by its vigorous growth and lack of part. The drape should be shorter in the front but should ease in gracefully to the shoulders without showing any signs of human intervention. In the dim light of an alley, ape drapes should give their owners the silhouette of a mountain gorilla.

I burned all photos of me in eighth grade because I was sporting an ape drape.

by ThunderMummy October 28, 2005

ham drapes

Synonymous with beef curtains, ham drapes are caused from an exuberant amount of sexual intercourse, which cause a woman's labia to droop like the sleeve of a wizard.

Due to Jenna Jameson's ham drapes, she had labia reduction surgery.

by xAndy August 14, 2007

smoking the drapes

a figure of speech for smoking pot

If you really believe that story, you must be smoking the drapes.

by mr. mr. 2121 February 11, 2009

tank drapes

large women labia

(first coined by the Frosty, Heidi & Frank radio show)

your girls is big man! she ain't got cat flaps, shes got the tank drapes!

by Taylor Robbins October 07, 2009

flesh drape

Giant meaty earlobes that hang down past someone's chin.

"That girl is fine but damn... Her flesh drapes are and inch long and they're flapping in the wind!"

by Jay cutler July 17, 2014

grape drapes

The saggy lips of a busted out African Vagina.

That hoe's grape drapes took control of my shaft!

by Kyle J LMADK February 07, 2014