*Draco walks by*
Pansy:" did you see Draco? He looks so
hot today!"
Y/n: " Bitch, Draco looks like a ferret."
Pansy:" well you like Voldemort!!"
Y/n: "FOR THE LAST
TIME!!!! HE WAS
HOT BEFORE HE LOST HIS NOSE!!!!!!"
Me: "I like Tom Riddle"
Friend: "I like Draco Malfoy"
Me: "Is that the ferret?"