Draco Malfoy

Ferret from a movie I didn't watch

*Draco walks by*
Pansy:" did you see Draco? He looks so hot today!"
Y/n: " Bitch, Draco looks like a ferret."
Pansy:" well you like Voldemort!!"
Y/n: "FOR THE LAST TIME!!!! HE WAS HOT BEFORE HE LOST HIS NOSE!!!!!!"

Me: "I like Tom Riddle"
Friend: "I like Draco Malfoy"
Me: "Is that the ferret?"

by DorasOnCrack November 6, 2022

Draco Malfoy

A character in the Harry Potter movies, Did you know he got turned into a ferret?

human: Omg Draco Malfoy got turned into a ferret, hahaha
Another alive being: Well, that's not funny but okay-

by LilyGamez (Idc about my user) May 8, 2020

draco malfoy

A snobbish and hineous character from the Harry Potter series by JK Rowling, whose main role in the general plot can be described as a permanent attempt to make Harry's life hell.
Hints of Draco's alleged homosexuality or extreme sex-appeal will not be found in the novels but in numerous sites devoted to fan-fiction.

When will Draco Malfoy get a life?

by ^^ February 27, 2004

Draco Malfoy

A blonde brooding character in the Harry Potter series who has a father who is a fucking bastard and a girlfried named Pansy who is a slut, bitch, and is using Draco to get at his money. He is most known in fanfiction as the lover of Harry Potter. Draco is in quite a lot of slash(male/male)material.

Draco Malfoy was seen trying to kill Ginny Weasley just for kicks.
Lucius Malofy tried to seduce Draco when he was younger.
Pansy literally attacked Draco to get him to tell her the meaning of I love you.
Draco was enjoying the lucius Harry POtter until a loud "Hem Hem" was heard from the back of the Dada classroom. Umbridge!

by One Fucking obsessed Harry Potter Fan December 31, 2003

Draco malfoy

the boy who had no choice...
a sad platinum blond beautiful boy who is mad depressed. a boy who just needed a hug or two.
also a boy every muggle has a crush on.

he is a pure blood that has daddy issues.
- in slytherin

- a bad bish

- a hot bish
- a sad bish

witch 1: i was railed by Draco malfoy last night.
witch 2: omg that hot depressed platinum blond boy that’s in slytherin?

witch 1: yes.

by Mr malfoy’s wife December 28, 2020

Draco Malfoy

A fictional character from the Harry Potter universe. He is in Slytherin. HE NEEDS A HUG. And don't you DARE call me "simp" or "obsessed". He really had no choice and I get it.

Gryffindork imbecile: "DrAcO mAlFoY wAs A jErK, hE dEsErVeD tO dIe."

Me: "Don't. You. Dare. *goes into deep explanation of how he was broken and points out scientific facts*"

Draco Malfoy: "Nice. Finally, someone who gets me."

by LilytheAce June 17, 2021

Draco Malfoy

The hottest Harry Potter character, played by the actor Tom Felton. (aka Thomas Andrew Felton) the character girls fantasize getting railed by.

Hp fan: I shifted last night to Hogwarts.
Non Hp fan: Oh yeah, what did you do?
Hp fan: I got absolutely railed by Draco Malfoy.

by emilyfeltonnn12 May 14, 2021