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Draco Malfoy

Ferret from a movie I didn't watch
*Draco walks by*
Pansy:" did you see Draco? He looks so hot today!"
Y/n: " Bitch, Draco looks like a ferret."
Pansy:" well you like Voldemort!!"
Y/n: "FOR THE LAST TIME!!!! HE WAS HOT BEFORE HE LOST HIS NOSE!!!!!!"

Me: "I like Tom Riddle"
Friend: "I like Draco Malfoy"
Me: "Is that the ferret?"
by DorasOnCrack November 6, 2022
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Draco malfoy

Dude why do girls simp for Draco malfoy he looks like cum/Discharge
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draco malfoy

A snobbish and hineous character from the Harry Potter series by JK Rowling, whose main role in the general plot can be described as a permanent attempt to make Harry's life hell.
Hints of Draco's alleged homosexuality or extreme sex-appeal will not be found in the novels but in numerous sites devoted to fan-fiction.
by ^^ February 27, 2004
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Draco Malfoy

A blonde brooding character in the Harry Potter series who has a father who is a fucking bastard and a girlfried named Pansy who is a slut, bitch, and is using Draco to get at his money. He is most known in fanfiction as the lover of Harry Potter. Draco is in quite a lot of slash(male/male)material.
Draco Malfoy was seen trying to kill Ginny Weasley just for kicks.
Lucius Malofy tried to seduce Draco when he was younger.
Pansy literally attacked Draco to get him to tell her the meaning of I love you.
Draco was enjoying the lucius Harry POtter until a loud "Hem Hem" was heard from the back of the Dada classroom. Umbridge!
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Draco Malfoy

HE IS A CHARACTER IN HARRY POTTER WRITTEN BY JOANNE ROWLING WHO IS NOT A VILLAIN. HE IS MISUNDERSTOOD. I REPEAT, NOT A VILLAIN!!!!!!! btw he was played by Tom Felton in the movies.
Oh....you didn't like....? Draco Malfoy's father will hear about it
by TheKewlestFerret November 8, 2020
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Draco Malfoy

Draco Malfoy is a beautiful man. A lot of people simp for him. If you name is Daisy you are destined to be his wife if not already. If you name is not Daisy don’t worry, you would have hooked up at one point with him
Draco Malfoy is Daisy Malfoys husband.
I simp for Draco Malfoy
by Birribethel Dumbledore January 24, 2021
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draco malfoy

DEFINITION OF DADDY ISSUES. LOL. HES SO HOT
DRACO+GREEN APPLE XRINGS= ME DYING ON YTHE FLOOR.
MY FIRST AND LAST LOVEE. E ERYOINE IS COMPARECD TO HIM.
HES A SEXIST BASTARD WEHIO IS ALSO RACISYT AND HATES ANYONE WHO SINT MAGIC OR PUREBOLODD BUT WE STIL LOVE HIM COX HES HOT AND SEXY AND AWESOME AND WE HAVE SEVERE MENTAL ISSUES

WE STAN HIM. <3
pweson 1: can we date?
perocon 2: are you a racist sexist dickhead with zaddy issues?
perosn1: no..
perosm 2: then go fuck a lamp post. YPURN NOT Draco malfoy BITCH.
by yourlocalsidehoe May 22, 2022
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