13 definitions by DorasOnCrack

What wattpad users call a guys dick
Writer: "Tom inserted his length"
Me: "Just say dick!!!!"
by DorasOnCrack November 7, 2022
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Something or someone that's amazing and ✨️glittery✨️
Glittery guy was by
Girl one: Omg did you see that guy?
Girl two: Yah! He was glitterific
by DorasOnCrack October 30, 2022
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A hot af mf before the nose job
Me: "Tom Riddle is so hot!"
Bestie: "Isn't that Voldemort?:
Me: " Yah, but he was hot when he had a nose!"
by DorasOnCrack November 7, 2022
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Mom:" I bet you watch porn"
Me:" I don't watch porn. I read it"

Teacher:" what are you reading?"
Me:"smut."
by DorasOnCrack November 7, 2022
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A boring ass sport that I will never understand
Friend: "Hey, do you wanna go to a basketball game tonight?"
Me: " Bitch, basketball is boring af"
by DorasOnCrack November 7, 2022
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The correct and cool way of calling someone or something fat
Weird guy bumps into popular girl
Popular girl: Eww get off of me fatto
by DorasOnCrack October 30, 2022
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A ugly ass hair style worn mostly by hockey boys
Bestie: " Owen is so ugly"
Me: " Yah, especially with that mullet"
by DorasOnCrack November 7, 2022
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