DorasOnCrack's definitions

Smut

My favorite thing to read

Mom:" I bet you watch porn"
Me:" I don't watch porn. I read it"

Teacher:" what are you reading?"
Me:"smut."

by DorasOnCrack November 6, 2022

Klaus

DILF!!!!

Bestie: "Elijah is the hottest!"
Me: "No, Klaus is! He's such a dilf!"

by DorasOnCrack November 6, 2022

Draco Malfoy

Ferret from a movie I didn't watch

*Draco walks by*
Pansy:" did you see Draco? He looks so hot today!"
Y/n: " Bitch, Draco looks like a ferret."
Pansy:" well you like Voldemort!!"
Y/n: "FOR THE LAST TIME!!!! HE WAS HOT BEFORE HE LOST HIS NOSE!!!!!!"

Me: "I like Tom Riddle"
Friend: "I like Draco Malfoy"
Me: "Is that the ferret?"

by DorasOnCrack November 6, 2022

Marcus Lopez

A hot af guy from a show I've never seen but, like, he's fucking hot!!!

Me:" Bitch!!!! Come look at this hot af guy!!!"
Bestie:" Whats his name?"
Me:" Marcus Lopez"

by DorasOnCrack November 6, 2022

Basketball

A boring ass sport that I will never understand

Friend: "Hey, do you wanna go to a basketball game tonight?"
Me: " Bitch, basketball is boring af"

by DorasOnCrack November 6, 2022

Hockey boys

Hot af, as long as they don't have a mullet

Bestie: "Hockey boys are so hot"
Me: " True, but most of them have ugly ass mullets"

by DorasOnCrack November 6, 2022

Mullet

A ugly ass hair style worn mostly by hockey boys

Bestie: " Owen is so ugly"
Me: " Yah, especially with that mullet"

by DorasOnCrack November 6, 2022