DorasOnCrack's definitions

Marcus Lopez

A hot af guy from a show I've never seen but, like, he's fucking hot!!!

Me:" Bitch!!!! Come look at this hot af guy!!!"
Bestie:" Whats his name?"
Me:" Marcus Lopez"

by DorasOnCrack November 6, 2022

Draco Malfoy

Ferret from a movie I didn't watch

*Draco walks by*
Pansy:" did you see Draco? He looks so hot today!"
Y/n: " Bitch, Draco looks like a ferret."
Pansy:" well you like Voldemort!!"
Y/n: "FOR THE LAST TIME!!!! HE WAS HOT BEFORE HE LOST HIS NOSE!!!!!!"

Me: "I like Tom Riddle"
Friend: "I like Draco Malfoy"
Me: "Is that the ferret?"

by DorasOnCrack November 6, 2022

Elijah

Wow, where do I begin? That man, there is no words to describe how hot he is.

In the middle of sex
Haley: Elijah i love you
Klaus: I'm not Elijah

by DorasOnCrack October 30, 2022

Loki

My hot af husband

Bestie: "Is that Loki?"
Me: " Yah, he's my husband"

by DorasOnCrack November 6, 2022

Basketball

A boring ass sport that I will never understand

Friend: "Hey, do you wanna go to a basketball game tonight?"
Me: " Bitch, basketball is boring af"

by DorasOnCrack November 6, 2022

Klaus

DILF!!!!

Bestie: "Elijah is the hottest!"
Me: "No, Klaus is! He's such a dilf!"

by DorasOnCrack November 6, 2022

Fatto

The correct and cool way of calling someone or something fat

Weird guy bumps into popular girl
Popular girl: Eww get off of me fatto

by DorasOnCrack October 30, 2022