douse your drawers

to pee your pants in the figurative sense.

to complain and/or carry on about an expected outcome or result that has yet to be determined.

visible and/or audible discomfort with a situation.

Mike, are you going to douse your drawers again after the Giants tie the game?

Those two always douse their drawers when we don't show up right on time.

by fourbillion March 27, 2011

Dougsplain

A long and complex explanation of a relatively short and simple topic. A traditional dougsplain is often accompanied by random story lines that don’t seem to have any relation to the original topic

Cole: “I would help out but I just have a such a busy schedule with th—”
Alex: “DOUGSPLAIN”

by orange fruit yellow April 21, 2022

Step-dousch

When a step parent is such a tool that they lose the mother/father suffix and it is replaced with dousch.

Dude 1- man your step-dad is such a jerk
Dude 2- I know, he's a real step-dousch

by Masterprophet January 2, 2012

big dousa

someone who is, or thinks they are huge

Dan- "oh yea I just started working out at the gym"
Calum- "ohhh big dousa"
Dan- "shut up Calum, I am huge"
Calum- "nah mate, you think your huge"

by -.-Mc Lovin-.- May 15, 2017

doss bag

Army term for a sleeping bag.

"i cant wait to get off stag and get in my doss bagman"

by Dirty Burty and wheat July 14, 2007

Dosser

Soon to be back at the fast food joint, excuse making, knocked the f*** out, Deontay “The Big Dosser” Wilder

Deontay Wilder is such a big Dosser

by Jackwing October 8, 2021

Doush

The Dumbass spelling of the word Douche.

This guy online is calling me a doush... What a douchebag, eh?

by Mageforce1k March 1, 2008