Bag of Douches

A plural amount of douches.

Matthew, the stud muffin, is a BAG OF DOUCHES!

by MaryMack March 14, 2010

doucheosity

a meter that can tell the amount of "douche" someone is.

Gregs "doucheosity" was so high it was off the charts.

by flo ferguson October 19, 2008

Douchetatt

A douchetatt is a tattoo of a tribal or overly masculine extraction,that an accused douchebag will flaunt in order to impress women.Usually found on the arm or back, similar in nature to a trampstamp.

"I've seen that douchetatt on like, a million guys arms. God, he is such a loser."

by OutAndAboutSF February 22, 2009

doucheosaurus

A person who is acting more than a douche; when the word "douche" is not enough to describe a persons dumb decisions, actions, believes, or thoughts. This term could also be used to a person who is larger than others.

"Hey look, I can dead lift 515 pounds!" Mike exclaimed. "Wow, he is such a doucheosaurus." Peter stated aloud.

by Saltywheels April 1, 2009

douchemsquawk

1. A douche-like advance towards a woman.

2. To squawk in a douche-like manner.

1. "Did you hear corey douchemsquawk at those girls like a douche nugget?"

2. "The females were attracted by preston's douchemsquawk mating call."

by mastely October 22, 2009

Douches Wild

When the douchiness abounds.

Douchiness galore.

Man those people are stupid. Douches wild.

by shmelenix October 24, 2009

Douchetegral

Litterally, an integral douche. Without any hope of ever escaping a state or permanent douchiness, leading to douchetegrality.

There's no way Dominic will ever recover from his douchebaggery,
Sigh, he's a douchetegral

by Marevil September 5, 2010