attraction to douchettes

a hot boys attraction to a preppy, good-girl, Abrecrombie-wearing girl who gets into boys heads that makes them wear sweaters and turn into chicks with dicks.

"that boy has just an attraction to douchettes, i bet his penis got smaller just looking at her"

by hellzyaimasexybitch October 9, 2009

douchestravaganza

a gathering of douches and douchebags; a party for douches

"There was a huge douchestravaganza at the frat house the other night."

by SlippyWonderbread December 11, 2009

douchestronaught

one who is discovering new bounds of douchebaggery

I'm impressed, marty is quite the douchestronaught

by douchemonitor August 3, 2011

Douchebeep

When sitting at a red light, the light turns green and the person in the car behind you immediately starts beeping their horn.

"I can't believe that guy is honking at me! The light just turned green a second ago!"

"Don't worry about it, it's just a douchebeep."

by JGper cussion October 21, 2011

Douchetegrity

Always doing the douchey thing even when no one is watching

Used just like Integrity except in a Douchey situatuion.

Alex side swiped that Prius and didn't leave a note. That man has impeccable douchetegrity.

by SkimBuddy March 28, 2013

Douchesleazery

The act of being a douche and a sleazebag simultaneously; to be intentionally and idiotically insulting while treating women terribly.

Jesus, you stood up a girl to have a one-night stand with another? That's some ridiculous douchesleazery, even for you.

by for_great_justice June 2, 2014

Douchetee

A goatee with no mustache

"Frank shaved the mustache off his goatee, now he's just got a douchetee"

by Ragier Kage March 28, 2015