Someone in your friend group who is the douche of all douchers he/she is the one who has enormous amounts of douche in their veins. they probably go in circles and have a gaping hole in their book bags.
by S.Colditz December 12, 2009
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Lueck, Whitman, Brack, Frost, Delgado, Anderson, Glicrease (Dickcheese), Bartchi, Little, or anyone else who is in fact a North Hill Doucher.
by DELGADORASARAUS April 27, 2009
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a flat brimmed, big hat. often wore by skaters, preps, or jocks. some of the popular brands are fox, dc, metal mullisha.... douchey hats are becoming very popular and now have the designs of a lot of major sports teams and just about everything else
Girl 1: Did you see that really hot guy?
Girl 2: The one with the douchey hat?
Girl 1: Yes. I would love to wear his douchey hat.
Girl 2: The one with the douchey hat?
Girl 1: Yes. I would love to wear his douchey hat.
by doucheyhat August 22, 2009
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Douchers rarely come to the self- realisation that they are in fact douchers.
Common Doucher Symptoms:
1. Poor sentence structure/ Hard to understand
2. Uses vulgary language in public locations
3. Often contradicts themselves
4. Likes to harrass wildlife
5. Walks around late at night informing strangers that they are intoxicated
Douchers rarely come to the self- realisation that they are in fact douchers.
Common Doucher Symptoms:
1. Poor sentence structure/ Hard to understand
2. Uses vulgary language in public locations
3. Often contradicts themselves
4. Likes to harrass wildlife
5. Walks around late at night informing strangers that they are intoxicated
Doucher: "Im so baked man, can I have some of your slurpee?
Civilian (To Friend): "Lets get away from these douchers!"
Douchers: "Check out these cat mats we stole"
Civilians: "What are you going to do with them?"
Douchers: "Throw' em in the lake"
Civilian (To Friend): "Lets get away from these douchers!"
Douchers: "Check out these cat mats we stole"
Civilians: "What are you going to do with them?"
Douchers: "Throw' em in the lake"
by Cornelius the Great August 3, 2008
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Get the Doucherocketry mug.One that emits striking qualities of a douchebag. Objectively speaking, most common description of complete assholes who maintain an extremely shallow personality, i.e. preppies.
by friend of bob May 15, 2004
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