DoucheSicle

The urban dictionary editor that did not approve upitdy for me.

Wow for whatever reason this DoucheSicle editor over at urban dictionary did not approve the word upidy for me.

by JonIsAwesome February 12, 2014

Douchepig

1. A terrible police officer someone is dating who embodies the well know stereotype of being an asshole, whining, yelling, manipulative piece of shit bully with a tiny penis.
2. A boyfriend who has a tiny penis that equals the size of a pig's penis.
3. A cop that tried to date someone way above his level and then attempts to pull that person down by making them feel shitty about themselves. All the while knowing he is a pig, and a douche.
4. Any police officer with the name "Craig".

1. "I just rid myself of that Douchepig Craig I was dating. He had a tiny penis and was incredibly pathetic, mean and annoying. Goodbye, fuck off and die Douchepig!"
2. "When I try to have sex with my boyfriend Craig he has such a small penis I am completely unsatisfied and sort of embarrassed for him. He is a sad little Douchepig..."
3. "My name is Craig, and I am aware I am both a Pig and a Douche and everyone is better than me, yet I attempt to make others feel shitty. I actually believe my Douchepig self could be better than someone else. I live in a fantasy Douchepig world.
4. "Wow, it's amazing how all police officers named Craig are gigantic Douchepigs."

by monkeymugcup February 10, 2017

douchebucket

A douchebucket is some asshaberdasher who far exceeds the douchebaggery of a common, garden-variety douchebag.

{Seen in the description of a drone video on YouTube}:

While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:

♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your åšs#Ø£€ to your ṕ€nµs ♪
♪ Some douchebucket piddled in a shoe!!! ♪
{~1.5 second pause}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪

by Telephony January 16, 2021

douchefuckersaurus

Someone who displays obvious traits of douchefuckery and has an appearance similar to that of a dinosaur, a douchefuckersaurus.

He keeps saying things do get attention, his back is hunched over, and his arms are eight inches long, he's a douchefuckersaurus.

by Witbomb October 10, 2011

douchelick

A moron
The same as being as douchebag, just with a twist

"When are you going to quit selling the yellow pages and start that insurance thing, you douchelick?"

by Michael Brady May 2, 2008

douchebiker

(n) portmanteau of douchebag and biker.

Class of bicycle enthusiast known to ride custom fixed gear bikes. Usually seen with one pant leg rolled up and wearing a Timbuk2 or Chrome bag.

Also see: http://yamabushi.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/fixiecliche.jpg

"Did you see all those douchebikers riding on Valencia St. this afternoon?"

by rowborg October 17, 2008

Douchepocrisy

The act of one engaging in both douchebaggery and hypocrisy.

Person 1: I don't pay my taxes. WHY CAN'T THE GOVERNMENT FIX SHIT!?

Person 2: Enough of your douchepocrisy.

by atheistvstheist July 17, 2009