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Douchepig

1. A terrible police officer someone is dating who embodies the well know stereotype of being an asshole, whining, yelling, manipulative piece of shit bully with a tiny penis.
2. A boyfriend who has a tiny penis that equals the size of a pig's penis.
3. A cop that tried to date someone way above his level and then attempts to pull that person down by making them feel shitty about themselves. All the while knowing he is a pig, and a douche.
4. Any police officer with the name "Craig".
1. "I just rid myself of that Douchepig Craig I was dating. He had a tiny penis and was incredibly pathetic, mean and annoying. Goodbye, fuck off and die Douchepig!"
2. "When I try to have sex with my boyfriend Craig he has such a small penis I am completely unsatisfied and sort of embarrassed for him. He is a sad little Douchepig..."
3. "My name is Craig, and I am aware I am both a Pig and a Douche and everyone is better than me, yet I attempt to make others feel shitty. I actually believe my Douchepig self could be better than someone else. I live in a fantasy Douchepig world.
4. "Wow, it's amazing how all police officers named Craig are gigantic Douchepigs."
by monkeymugcup February 10, 2017
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Douchepig

1.Faggot cops that will never give you a good break.
2.Ass holes who enjoy pushing you into door frames when you walk by.
3.A friend who just makes things worse.
ex:1. "did that guy just give you a ticket? yea... What a douche pig!"
ex:2. -walking happily by and rammed into frame- "DOUCHEPIG!"
ex:3. "dude did he just punch you in the face?" "yea bro it hurt like hell." "you know whats good for that?" "what?" "Dead Arm!" "....douchpig..."
by thatterriblechild May 9, 2010
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President Douchebag

If the all Toothless Morons in the Midwest and Cretins in the Florida Panhandle didn’t believe the Russian state sponsored Propaganda flooded onto social media, we would have never elected President Douchebag; that is why they all have a garage full of products from Ronco like Popeil's Pocket Fisherman.
by napalona zając January 7, 2017
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schrodinger’s douchebag

One who makes douchebag statements, particularly sexist, racist or otherwise bigoted ones, then decides whether they were “just joking” or dead serious based on whether other people in the group approve or not.
"Oh man women should just stay in the kitchen, it's the only place they're useful"
*with one group* "Haha just kidding, that's sexist"
*with anther* "lol amirite"
"You're a total schrodinger’s douchebag you know that right?"
by theoriginalspike October 23, 2013
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douchebag febreeze

When a douchebag gets ready for an evening out on the town he wants to smell his freshest. Nothing in his arsenal of body sprays, lotions, colognes, deodorants and the like are as important as his "douchebag febreeze", aka AXE BODY SPRAY. A douchebag will thoroughly saturate themself with their AXE BODY SPRAY; they cannot use a normal amount, as they don't think it will be enough to keep them fresh throughout the evening. This is to be applied right before walking out the door, as the smell needs to be as strong as possible for interaction with the ladies. If ever you find yourself getting a whiff of what smell like hugh hefners balls dipped in kerosene, watch out; there is a douchebag on the prowl. Run, fast and far.
brad--i need to smell fresh tonight bro

tj--use my axe body spray broski, there's half a bottle left, is that enough?

brad--i guess it will have to be brah spray my swoled up muscles down

brad & tj--(fist pumping) fresh to death!!!

-brad & tj walk into club-

sara--mmm do i smell douchebag febreeze? that's my kind of guy!!
by the stank pit January 13, 2013
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douchebag tell

An act or attribute that signals to others that someone is a douchebag; mark of a douchebag.

The first known use of this phrase was by Taran G, Atlanta, GA, March, 2010
by jacandy July 22, 2010
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douchebag casting call

When a needy & pathetic girl posts/tweets her desperation for a boyfriend. Usually getting the attention of every douchebag who's able to read it, knowing they'll need little to no effort to get her, keep her, and treat her as crappy as they want.
Post: "I really wish I just had someone to be by my side. I'm so tired of being alone. Why doesn't anyone out there want me?"
Reply: "You know damn well that's a douchebag casting call. Now every asswipe is gonna come running to treat you like crap."
by Raixor November 24, 2013
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