douchenstien

Someone who is full of themselves; someone who thinks they are smarter than the average.

A person who has no concept of commitment; a person who can be rude.

I went a date with this guy the other night and he acted like a real "douchenstien"!

by justlex May 23, 2012

doucheuser

one who sticks things up their ass for it’s cleanliness and also for their personal enjoyment. can also be used to target someone who is a douche and and nobody likes because they smell like shit.

“your friend cooper is a real doucheuser!”

by poopisfunnylol August 19, 2019

doughnuts

the number one solution to being obese

mmmmmmmmm doughnuts

by bob saget June 21, 2004

Douchefus

someone who is simultaneously a dufus and a douche bag. This type of person tends to be stupid, poor decision makers, usually drunk, yet overly cocky, insincere, conceited, often lacking talent, intelligence or skill. Some are trust fund babies, brags about having money, possessions yet did nothing to acquire the wealth they have

a stupid jerk

The drunk frat boy was such a douchefus when he screwed his best friends girlfriend.

by RazMutant April 10, 2009

douchepurse

A female version of a douchebag.

Heidi Montag is the epitome of a douchepurse.

by sloriag April 18, 2009

doughnuts

To give someone nothing... For the hole in the middle of a doughnut meaning zero.

I tried to chat her up but she gave me complete doughnuts.

by kidrex December 15, 2008

Devils Doughnuts

Taking a poop that is guaranteed to stick up the bathroom

Man I need to drop a few devils doughnuts

by Alessandra January 6, 2017