douchenannerpuss

(v)-to douche during nannerpuss.

"i did something really embarrassing today..."
"what?"
"douchenannerpuss"
"omfg!"

by Bridgette?! March 9, 2009

douchenatch

A combination of the words douche and biznatch.

John Donne is a douchenatch.

by Henry VonDouche March 12, 2004

douchebat

a cross between a douchebag and a dingbat. Generally the same definition as a dingbag just with a little more focus on stupid.

Jessica is a such a douchebat, i cannot believe she thinks she is right.

by tabsg3 June 10, 2011

Douchehat

An individual who tends to appear in public wearing a douche-bag as a headdress. This act may be associated with an individual who exhibits the character traits of a douche, but typically derive from acceptable contexts, suggesting less malintent. That is, an individual may convey the opinions of a douche in context, but not in their overall life. See "Douche".

Individual 1: "Ben is a douchebag!"

Individual 2: "No, he just likes to argue"

Individual 1: "This is true, we cannot fault him for this, but his sentiments remain distasteful; as a result, he is a douchehat!"

by wordsmith5 July 16, 2011

Douchecutie

Someone's that is a cutie... But acts like a douchebag. When you see it, You'll feel quite dissapointed.

-Hey dude! Look that cutie
-There's a problem, dude: She likes Justin Bieber.
-What's the matter 'bout that?

-She's 19.
-Oh! Such a douchecutie

by Kissmymetalshinyass December 18, 2012

douchebauchery

Engaging in particularly heinous acts of rowdiness, drunkenness, and savagery. Often, if not always, with a particular disrespect for the female gender (a grammatical blend of douchebaggery and debauchery... obvi).

Bro, there was some epic douchebauchery taking place at the "open party" last night.

Yeah, I can't believe that broad period-ed all over the president's sheets after I banged her.

by Hunk Daddy Flex March 8, 2014

douchenag

douchenag can be defined as that nagging mother who is a total douchebag while she nags at you.

janie: mom, you're such a douchenag. get off my back, seriously.
mom: well maybe if you did the dishes every once in a while you little shit, i wouldn't act like such a douchenag.

by claramxnde June 18, 2014