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no true douchebag fallacy

It is a logical fallacy that can be identified as when someone says something so absolutely ridiculous and stupid you just want to slap them with your dick because they seriously believe the shit they're saying.
My Roommate: Seriously, if Flash ran into space fast enough he would take all of the air with him.

Me: It really doesn't work that way.

My Roommate: You're fucking stupid, how the fuck did you even get into college?

Me: That is a textbook no true douchebag fallacy *dick slap to the face*
by Bitch Puddin' April 3, 2012
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douchebagitron

an act or process to generate a douchebag idea. thinking a really bad idea.
That douchebagitron almost killed me with that last stunt. What douchebagitron came up with that idea?
by Jayseabee April 27, 2009
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douchebagish

An Adjective

Used to describe something meeting the qalifications of being a 'douchebag'
that douchebagish car of mine decided to stop working n my way to work today
by Skinny Larry September 19, 2007
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Douchebaggin' it

When some one is commiting the act of being a massive douchebag.
Wow tiffany, you're douchebaggin' it.
by animalsfatskin December 30, 2009
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douchebagnish

A language spoken exclusively by douche bags. to understand one must be or study a douche bag
douche bag:Hey! check out my new ride! its tight! it has everything you can imagine in it! it cost me 300,000 bucks! i can afford that though because i am awesome!......

non douche bag:Dude WTF did you just say? i don't speak douchebagnish
by chris this April 18, 2010
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douchbagitron

an act or process to generate a douchbag idea. thinking a bad idea.
I will mix bleach and ammonia to make a great cleaning agent for the floor. Dude, you are being a douchbagitron.
by jayseabee April 24, 2009
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Douchefag

A douchebag who also happens to be a closet homosexual. See fratboy.
Brody: Bro, I went to this frat party last night and got SO FUCKED UP BRO. My ass hurts too for some reason but it was fun bro, you should have been there bro.

Tom: Did you know you're a douchefag?
by slamthevagina April 8, 2011
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