doucheeater

a person who is being such a douche they need to be fed douches and douches need to be shoved down their throats.

you are being a doucheeater right now!

by bearjewib July 14, 2010

Douchecake

An insult used to describe an idiot who smells like a used douche and a rotten cake. Put those together and you have a douchecake.

That jeffery kid in my french class with the flouride deficiency is a bigger douchecake than the caveman in my science class

by Asks 1 December 28, 2005

Douchebagery

The act of being somewhat similar to Ryan Seacrest.

OMG, you're douchebagery makes me wonder if you have any REAL talent or God just sent you to be a big ass pussy on live television.

by Naomi N. Debuut July 4, 2007

douchemaker

The parent of a douchebag kid

"Dude, Ken is a douchebag"

"Yeah, his mom is a total douchemaker"

by TimTebro June 30, 2016

Douchebagernaught

A lame way to call someone a douchebag, usually used by those who cannot complete full sentences and cannot think creatively on their own.

That dude just called me a Douchebagernaught, what a douche!

by PBB GCC December 4, 2010

douchemac

that guy that decides to scare you as a joke and dies first in horror movies.

-Wow, I think we all knew that Adam Levine was going to be the douchemac of the new season of American Horror Story.

by maslugosi October 21, 2012

douchema

The jet propulsion of epic amounts of lakewater up a woman's anus and vagina simultaneously, while also receiving a water spanking from tubing in a sit-in tube, behind a speed boat.

Climb into the tube and I'll go so fast you'll get a douchema that will knock an ovary loose!

by The Bombest July 12, 2014