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douchehoolery

Shenanigans performed by a douchebag(s). Exasperating acts of incredible disregard to other people. Petty or self centered attempts for personal gain.
You would not believe the douchehoolery I had to put up with this weekend from my boyfriend's friends. They spent the entire time cracking on me and messing up the apartment.
by Marie Northgate April 17, 2011
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Douchecollar

The Bluetooth thin collar style headphones being used by douchebags to insulate and avoid society.
As if the earpods and Bluetooth earplugs weren't enough, the bling of the moment is the douchecollar.
by EE502 June 19, 2015
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Douchehound

(Pronounced doosh-hound) The mispronunciation of dachshund.

1. Description of a person who is ignorant or verging on being a dick.
2. An exclamation to express the knowledge that you've mispronounced a word.

3. A wiener dog.
1. "Ooh my God, Adam. You're such a douchehound."
2. "Even though she wasn't sub-tle... Ah shit, douchehound."
3. "Look, Adam! It's a douchehound wearing sunglasses!"
by Stageninjateleportin February 23, 2020
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douchelordington

The ruller of all douchebags in all the lands on every continent all around the world. The ultimate douchebag some would consider a " douchelordington" an emperor of the douchebags. Someone who exemplifies the ultimate douchebag status and is held in high regards as number one douchebag.

A douchlordington goes the extra mile to go above and beyond to be a douchebag.
My baby daddy is a such a "douchelordington".
Person number one: Man did you see that? That guy cut me off in traffic, he's such a douchebag.

Person number two: yea man hes a "douchelordington" for sure.
Person number one: yea man he is the douchelordington of the road.

Yo the white house has a bunch of douches running it. Yea but we know that the real "douchelordington" has got it all under control.
by Casper OG November 16, 2022
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Doucherhoid

Perjorative for someone who is a cross between being a douche / douchebag and a hemorrhoid
My boss can’t even do my job as well but is criticizing how it’s not up to standards - I shoulda known he was that much of a doucherhoid at the interview before working here when he asked stupid questions like , “what’s your 5 year plan?”
by Florida Populist October 29, 2025
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Asshole Douchelord

Can be used to describe anyone who acts irrationally in a mean or aggressive manner. But usually used to describe a man-hoe/Fuckboy who does everything in his power to attract women then use the women he attracts, usually is very basic and follows any trend he finds.
Sammie: That guy is TOTALLY an asshole douchelord
Evin: Yeah what a prick
by Good_Kush710 January 27, 2022
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