doucheficial

A politician who is an official douche.

"Did you hear Al Gore is being accused of unwanted sexual contact?" "Yeah, that guy is a doucheficial."

by sarasvati14 June 28, 2010

Douchebagliness

(dew-sh-bag-lee-ness)
1) a derivative of douchebag denoting an exceptionally high level of douchebaggery
2) the quantifiable measure of the level of douchebaggery existing in any person, place or thing

1) I will most certainly not go to there and put myself in an environment with that level of douchebagliness.
2) I can smell the douchebagliness permeating the air around him.

by thephunk August 20, 2010

douchebagling

Refering to a young teen or twenty something doucher. A very skinny hipster that no one likes . Son or daughter of a douchebebag. Insult

You are souch a douchebagling.
Look at all the douchebaglings at this Z.A.S. concert.

by suem17 March 29, 2011

douchebacle

A debacle that is created by someone known for being a douche bag... hence a douchebacle.

Once Fred showed up, the whole event became a douchebacle.

by Warm Saggy Balls October 11, 2016

Douchecalade

noun. The premiere vehicle for selfish douchebags. These are usually observed tailgating schoolbuses, driving in bus lanes and occupying fire lanes and handicapped spots while the non-handicapped driver emerges wearing socks and sandals and shuffles to get an energy drink or some vape cartridges.

"Oh, LOOK! That Douchecalade just drove up a street the wrong way to avoid a light. Shocker."

by GoinRoje July 1, 2021

doucheface

a double negative term consisting of douche and face. Used to humiliate roomates, mexicans, manbearpigs and people with AIDS. If used properly the insult should render your opponent temporarily blind and/or paralyzed on the left side. If comment is used too many times the user will start to exhibit signs of going to hell. To prevent this start using the term doucherocket.

Dude, you took the last of the coffee! Your such a doucheface!

by sniggerrig May 17, 2006

douchefinagle

v.douche·fi·na·gled, douche·fi·na·gling, douche·fi·na·gles
To use deceitful, crafty methods to enact in another feelings of annoyance, anger, and vexation, often causing resentment.

n. One who douchefinagles.

"Jesus, that faggot Sean won't stop touching my package."
"Yea, what a douchefinagle."

by Will March 20, 2005