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douchebaggery

one that wholly encompasses the art of being a douchebag.

one that is so well versed in being a douchebag that he must not have only received formal training from a tenured douchebag, but he is fully qualified to pass on his douchebaggery to those qualified candidates such as the dude with massive crunchy hair product and a rhinestone skull buckle rolling into the club 5 guys deep trying to recruit hot chicks from the line to get in.
douchebag: "yo, check out my mystic, bra" (flexes man boobs one at a time in a rhythmic douchebag dance)

non douchebag: "lose the ed hardy v-neck, find a woven, unbutton no more than two, & kill the sparkle buckle. dude your douchebaggery meter is blowin' up! take it down a notch"
by Fenix Rizing February 16, 2010
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Public Douchebaggery

When someone acts like a douche bag in public they are guilty of the offense "Public Douchebaggery"
Howard got drunk, pulled his pants down and curled one on the dance floor thus committing the ultimate act of Public Douchebaggery.
by wickedpete36 May 30, 2008
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general douchebaggery

The quality of being a douchebag in an unspecified manner.
John: Andrew, why did you punch Todd in the face? What did he do?
Andrew: Nothing, just general douchebaggery.
John: Understood.
by shoelock November 12, 2008
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douchebaggerey

A negative term used to describe someone in the act or acting like a douchebag. The act of being or acting like a douchebag twat dipshit bro
Dude... Do you see that flat rimmed hat wearing Bro shittastic fucktard with the emo pants. That is some serious douchebaggerey right there.
by MARK MACFARLANE July 31, 2007
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Douchebaggery

The act of bearing more than one Boise State University flag on ones vehicle
"Look Douchebaggery!"
"Where!?"
"Over there! The dude with all the flags on his car!"
by Vandalism November 25, 2009
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Tattoo Theory of Douchebaggery

The use of tattoos as an indicator of douchebaggery in men. Those with tattoos containing any color other than black have a high probability of being a douche. Those with tattoos containing only black ink are included in the douche category if any of those tattoos are in the form of an armband. Tattooless individuals are in the safe category unless those individuals can also be identified as metrosexual, which then puts them at extremely high risk for committing douchebaggery.
"Molly, you’d better steer clear of that guy. His lame ass sports logo tattoos and tribal armband put him on the high risk list as defined by the Tattoo Theory of Douchebaggery, and just make him look like a tool."
by JeepGirl09 October 24, 2012
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Writ of Douchebaggery

As mentioned on "The Daily Show with John Stewart."

An imaginary document that gives one the right to be a Douchebag without harmful consequences. However it must be invoked or the individual who fails to invoke it can and will be subjected to harsh punishment from those offended. Without the invocation of the Writ, the Douchebag holds no rights, and no protective measures will be taken to prevent harm to their genitals.
Due to the fact that Doug had failed to invoke the Writ of Douchebaggery before Donkey Punching his girlfriend, he woke up in the middle of the night to find his testicals in a vice.
by Wu's Ya Daddy January 29, 2005
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