Dooken

Dickhead or otherwise stupid person.

That guy over there is a total dooken

by Akimboturbo May 25, 2018

dooken

Dooken means nothing and everything at the same time. It is anything you want it to be.

"Hey man! Good luck at your dooken today."

"That dooken sure smells nice, mama."

by Dr. Javier Leopold Grizzly MD January 6, 2010

doogan flop

(v.) {do· guhn} to flop one's doogan; an exultation of exuberance. 00:10 standardized international doogan flop time.

"Is 12:10, time to flop doogan, yes?"
"Doogan flop is good cardio."

by Silver Snakes October 24, 2007

Reverse Doogan

The practice of taking a dump whilst sat facing the wrong way on the toilet. The turd is then left hidden underneath the lower toilet seat, so that it can't be seen until the next person has actually sat down and started their business.

Alice was shocked to find herself actually peeing all over the reverse doogan left there earlier by her flatmate

by Pierreluigi88 July 7, 2008

doogets

Slang term for high-grade marijuana.

"I just picked up an ounce of doogets"

by Cody Colvin October 2, 2006

Sloagen Doagen

A noun used to indicate kick-ass times presently or ancitpated to commence. Could also be used to vaguely describe the act of having sexual intercourse with a hot bitch.

-I can't wait to go to the party tonight, ready for a little Sloagen Doagen, homo?

by RipRap December 2, 2004

doogan

a fat, dense, Jurassic piece of feces. Always sinks straight to the bottom and often leaves streaks on your toilet basin.

oh snaps, that steak sandwich I just ate is going to be a vicious doogan.

by Cod July 18, 2006