doofimism

A stupid euphemism

We expected the usual non-sequitur from Jerry but were totally nonplussed when he lobbed a doofimism.

by Jerry.g.g November 26, 2016

Doofinate

When the moon reflects a reflection of the earth

There is a nice doofinate tonight.

by Jnicho791 November 23, 2017

Doofing

when a girl by the name of megan wants to have sex, she'll ask if you want to doof around

"hey, we should be doofing right now""

by popcorng February 28, 2018

doofify

The act of causing a level-headed person to have fuzzy thoughts and whooshy feels which leave their usual intelligent thoughts stifled. Whereby the subject becomes more of a doofus as each minute passes.

She will forever doofify me. Every time I talk to her I get so doofified that I can't even say my name right.

by SnarkyMcSnarkster May 16, 2018

Doofdick

A person that just makes you brain glitch so you call them something they’ll never expect

TINIYAH: yo, I elbowed a Sasquatch with my foreheads knee!!

Gourney: lmao wut?

TINIYAH: wat?

Gourney: Doofdick

by JaiGELLED August 7, 2019

doofi

n. Plural of doofus.

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The doofi at Air Canada lost my booking so I missed the World Cup of Rugby.

Sounds like a win dude.

by gnostic3 October 13, 2019

Doofi

Race of aliens from Doofundland who are exceptionally smart but socially awkward. They are brilliant engineers, have mastered space travel and many of science mysteries, yet cannot verbally talk to each other. They all dress similar to each other but bits and pieces of flare is allowed. They love capitalism and anything can be available to anyone.

The Doofi have civilizations on many planets, moons, and asteroids.

by Dixie Chickenhawk October 20, 2019