doofify

The act of causing a level-headed person to have fuzzy thoughts and whooshy feels which leave their usual intelligent thoughts stifled. Whereby the subject becomes more of a doofus as each minute passes.

She will forever doofify me. Every time I talk to her I get so doofified that I can't even say my name right.

doofify by SnarkyMcSnarkster May 16, 2018

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Doobify

The process of rolling in, and smoking, paper.

Yo, yesterday, I doobified an entire pound.

Doobify by Alex Nye September 22, 2004

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doofify • Doobify • doomify

doomify

Pronounced "doom-iffy"

When someone is saying things that make the future sound doomed.

Particularly relevant when things probably won't be that bad.

I was talking to Mary earlier on about that work project and she was doomifying a bit.
We were sat in a bar and Brian was doomifying the whole time.

doomify by BigSpenderUrbanMan June 20, 2024

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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