a dirty mistress of the mind.
kid 1:hello lover.do you wanna engage in meaningful "mind sex"?
kid 2:nope.
kid 1:wtf?!
kid 2:you are not my lover anymore.
kid 1:well then who is???? you fucking cunt!
kid 2:my doobie.
kid 1:WTF?!
kid 2:yes. it pleasures my mind in more ways than you can possibly fathom.
kid 2:nope.
kid 1:wtf?!
kid 2:you are not my lover anymore.
kid 1:well then who is???? you fucking cunt!
kid 2:my doobie.
kid 1:WTF?!
kid 2:yes. it pleasures my mind in more ways than you can possibly fathom.
by megan[KYR//FTP] July 10, 2007

by jackmehoff September 25, 2004

guy 1: you got the coke?
guy 2: you got the weed?
guy 1: yeah, i got it.
guy 2: well then, let's roll a doobie.
guy 2: you got the weed?
guy 1: yeah, i got it.
guy 2: well then, let's roll a doobie.
by alice k. August 30, 2005

by nuclearpenguin June 4, 2003

by soadkicksass July 29, 2004

Something You Smoke When You Want To Get High,
And Have A Good Time (THE BEST CANDY YOU WILL EVER TASTE !!)
And Have A Good Time (THE BEST CANDY YOU WILL EVER TASTE !!)
by hagatha 101 November 13, 2011

by BEYONCE November 8, 2003
