Doober

Contraction of doob and hoover. When the doob must doob the hoover he call it a doober.

"Take the doober."

by doob-head December 01, 2021

doober

1. Noun. 1. A person known for consistant exageration of personal information (i.e. dating records/penis size/cash flow/etc.) for the purpose of winning temporary affection and/or attention from unfortunate witnesses.

Have you seen that "Doober", Antoine, hanging around the dumpster trying to sucker in the cats? Not even those "pussys" are dumb enough to fall for him!

by StrawBerry5foot5Cake October 15, 2003

doober

An inconsious person whom is in desperate need of love

After Sindy broke up with John he became a doober.

by molly November 29, 2003

Doober

A Doofy goober

“Hey man you see that kid over there sniffing his farts... he’s a doober”

by Justanormalwhiteguy January 16, 2019

sloober doober

Someone who can be annoying and a snitch

She is being a real sloober doober

by Anajhdbdnssnn November 12, 2023

Majiggly Doobers

A non-sensical phrase meant to fill a void of conversation when you can't remember what the topic of conversation or item in question is.

John: "Hey did you see the game last night, Paul?"
Paul: "Yeah, that was the one with the uh...what was it...Majiggly Doobers....right?"

by Orange_Cat September 30, 2021

woober doober

A penis sized blunt, also known as a fatty or turd.

Hey bro, you trying to roll up a woober doober.

by JReddish22 February 14, 2021