doober

1. Noun. 1. A person known for consistant exageration of personal information (i.e. dating records/penis size/cash flow/etc.) for the purpose of winning temporary affection and/or attention from unfortunate witnesses.

Have you seen that "Doober", Antoine, hanging around the dumpster trying to sucker in the cats? Not even those "pussys" are dumb enough to fall for him!

by StrawBerry5foot5Cake October 15, 2003

doober

An individual that reaches an elevated state of consciousness via the use of marijuana.

Mom: "Why are your eyes always red?"
Me: "I'm a doober"

by Lowgun17 November 25, 2021

woober doober

A penis sized blunt, also known as a fatty or turd.

Hey bro, you trying to roll up a woober doober.

by JReddish22 February 14, 2021

hoobie doober

that anatomical area situated between the gluteal mounds aka "butt" cheeks.

When US taxpayers heard that 8 billion tax dollars went to churches for "small business covid relief" they exclaimed "ouch!! right in the hoobie doober!!"

by Dee Schnutts February 28, 2021

Doober

Adj; generally used to describe someone as "goofy".

another word for "goober"

Hey Dude look at that Doober over there

by BlancCat December 12, 2022

sloober doober

Someone who can be annoying and a snitch

She is being a real sloober doober

by Anajhdbdnssnn November 12, 2023

Doober

A Doofy goober

“Hey man you see that kid over there sniffing his farts... he’s a doober”

by Justanormalwhiteguy January 16, 2019