Daddy Doinker

A human being of the male species who is blessed with a penis of any size who uses this penis while erectile to insert it inside of his father engaging in gay anal sex play.

Dude! My twin sister’s brother is a daddy doinker!

by Big J the Philosopher January 23, 2022

doink doink

The best sound ever. Plays during the Law & Order series, including...

1. The Mothership
2. SVU
3. CI
4. TBJ (cancelled now)

June 18, 2006
Special Victims Unit Squadroom
*doink doink*

by SVU~FREAK April 13, 2006

doinkin

fucking, humping, having sex, sleeping togetherd

they doinked

by bleeng-bleeng October 10, 2003

Double Doink

When you miss a field goal by hitting the upright and then the crossbar.

Coined by NBC commentator Chris Collingsworth during 2019 wildcard playoff between Eagles and Bears.

C. Parkey (CHI) is the captain of double doink’s.

by CocoRip42 January 6, 2019

Doinker

The result of rolling oneself into a blanket, simulating a human burrito; commonly practiced by children and abnormally small adults.

I never knew making doinkers with Priscilla could be so much fun!

by Da Punkin October 8, 2016

Donko

a person that is just all around great in aspects

Kristina: "omg that guy is so donko, i want to sleep with him now"


Robert: "man, i wish I was donko..."

by sleepy brown August 16, 2004

doinka

Male bathing suit that is tight and accentuates the groin area much like a cod piece.

When Uli exited the hot tub, Sarah stared at his doinka trying to determine if the attractive bulge was caused by Uli's penis or if the bulge was caused by a prostetic device such as a sock.

by Doinka! August 5, 2006