Doily Diving

The act of performing oral sex on an elderly woman.

Disgusted Roommate: "I walked in on Gary doily diving again. I told him if he doesn't stop, I'm kicking him out."

by Rocketkoala August 5, 2012

Doizoid

A newage skeezer or THOT that is a mix of Cardi B foul 2 dollar sure suck and faux art bitch.

That doizoid has tickets to the Lil whoever concert, we can both go just bring trees she'll gobble both our knobbed goblins.

by Epataph January 12, 2020

Doiz

Short way of saying (da boys/the boys)

Doiz, how are we. G’day doiz. Doiz needa catch-up soon.

by Aussie larrikin June 2, 2020

Doilem

A word to describe a person who's a bit slower than the average dumbass.

"I'm not a retard, I'm a doilem" said the mentally challenged kid.

by DoilemJoe June 6, 2020

dick doily

A piece of toilet paper used to keep one's dick from touching a public toilet seat whilst taking a shit.

John is afraid of catching VD from public toilets. When he has to shit in one, he puts a dick doily on the front of the seat to protect his penis.

by Driftrat81 August 2, 2017

DOIL

D-O-I-L

Doubled Over In Laughter

An alternative to LOL

Originating from the computer of Nate Sexton.

As LOL sux, DOIL is awesome!

by Nate Sexton March 5, 2004

dilznit

cock, dick, etc

get off my dilznit , bitch.

by slick rick August 16, 2003