documentrix

A female contractor tasked with writing technical documentation for large software products who admittedly knows nothing about the software but insists upon asking an unending series of unnecessary questions and stands in your cube until you answer. Calling you at home on weekends is not out of bounds.

Bill: Hey, Mark, guess who called last night?
Mark: Let me guess, the documentrix.
Bill: Yeah, I almost interrupted my paddle whacking to answer the phone but I saw it was her number.
Mark: You couldn't finish after that, could you?
Bill: No. Pretty disappointing.

by Soon 2. B. Unemployed March 18, 2011

documentress

A female contractor tasked with writing technical documentation for large software products.

Bill: Say, Mark, who's the new girl?
Mark: She's the new documentress.
Bill: Wow, I feel my pencil getting sharper already.

by Soon 2. B. Unemployed March 18, 2011

document dad

the equivalent of a snack dad but for documents; a document dad always has the passports and tickets handy on family vacations

I couldn't find my passport - thank god I have a document dad!

by doris and boris November 16, 2019

documantra

A film which masquerades as a documentary but is actually propaganda, repeating its sole point until it has been drilled into your brain.

Having sat through the six-hour documantra, he now believed that the guru Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh was indeed an emissary of God, who needed his 91 Rolls-Royces, diamond-encrusted Rolexes and a retinue of young women to sleep with every night.

by Monkey's Dad March 16, 2020

Passing documents

When a younger man is acting all james bond with an older married lady. Passing documents is the term given to their clandestine trysts

Wheres Jay at tonight lads, hes off 'passing documents' to Joan

by El Wez May 23, 2018

document window

A window that opens to a specific document.

That document window should be rather self explanatory.

by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008

Document Leaker

A document leaker is a person who thinks infiltrating into a server stealing the documents that show what their job does on a game, and then pasting it all over the discord server is cool.

Hi, I'm a Document Leaker take some of these documents to enjoy! Insert Google Document Page Here

by cotooth September 22, 2020