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Cheap Dickinsons Disease

A disease that infects both men and women, but is more common in 18-30 year old males. The symptoms include, not answering phone calls, disapearing for months at a time, loss of testosterone (or estrogen), crying while masturbating, no longer partying, and the loss of the ability to maintain arousal. The only known cure is to mercilessly ridicule the infected individual about loss of balls.
"Have you seen Brandon lately?"

"No, ever since he got married he's been suffering from a severe case of Cheap Dickinsons Disease
by FailChampion October 20, 2010
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Turtle Dicking

When someone is wearing a face mask, but their nose is popping out
Look at Tom, he is turtle dicking in the office
by jackwagonjoe November 13, 2020
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Womb Docking

The delicious act of two identical twins rubbing the heads of their dicks together.
Patrick and Jonathan, while fetuses in the womb, deliciously delve into womb docking to wonderful results.
by awesomeolion March 26, 2009
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Doctineer

DOCTINEER

noun; colloquialism: A low-skilled immigrant typically from the third world, who often cannot speak English, tends to be exclusively male and of fighting age and has travelled through multiple countries in Europe under the pretense of evading war; and whose presence is justified by self-hating, smug, regressive leftists that define these immigrants as "doctors or engineers"
"Oh look, another 357 Doctineers landed on the South Coast today"
by Gunga Din May 7, 2021
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Frock Docking

When two people (preferably males) wear Clean Room frocks. They must insert the button tip of their frock into the button hole of their partners frock, ending with the two partners being attached.
I knew we were bromosexuals when we started frock docking at work. This soon led to us docking our peens outside of work
by RectumSlayer420 December 24, 2018
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Ducking hell

a way of showing your anger to something without spreading the negativity of swearing, Also can sometimes create humor in a stressful moment.
Charlotte: Oh my god! Georgia Ducking Pecks my head!
Christina:i know yeah, Ducking hell she chats BAAAREEE CRAP MATE!!
Charlotte: its just like, KM8DOT.
Christina: She chats more CRAP then what comes out of a horses ass
by -ChristinaTbh, June 24, 2010
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dicking and balling

Wasting a lot more time than simply "dicking" around, particularly on the job...
"You guys have been dicking and balling around here all morning, now get your asses in gear and get something done !"
by rubberweiner March 6, 2020
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