Ditto
“I’m ditto”
Ditto by Jayjay4206900 September 13, 2022
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Ditto
"Ditto" a nickname for someone who is named after their Dad; a Junior. someone who also has a cousin 2yrs older than him who go's by the name Junior b'coz he was named after his Dad. so to eliminate confusion and/or prevent 2 people coming when being called when they wanted a specific person as in not the father nor the cousin who's 2 yrs older than the person they were calling for, it has been determined before birth by his Mother that he shall be called "Ditto"...
and by calling him "Ditto"
his Father (who shares the same name as in Don sr. & a son, Don jr. and/or his cousin >Junior< knows that they are not being summoned and no not to reply as they are not needed just "Ditto"...and another thing, he (Ditto) is pretty fk'n awesome!! he built the house he was born in, weighed 15lbs. 3ozs. at birth but listed at 7pounds 6ounces, that's after he was circumcised...
and by calling him "Ditto"
his Father (who shares the same name as in Don sr. & a son, Don jr. and/or his cousin >Junior< knows that they are not being summoned and no not to reply as they are not needed just "Ditto"...and another thing, he (Ditto) is pretty fk'n awesome!! he built the house he was born in, weighed 15lbs. 3ozs. at birth but listed at 7pounds 6ounces, that's after he was circumcised...
Mom: "hmm, i can't find my purse, keys, reach the remote or the mail has came and i do not want to get up.."
"Ditto !!" followed by, "have you seen my.." or "help me find my.." usually its "hand me my purse.."
"Ditto !!" followed by, "have you seen my.." or "help me find my.." usually its "hand me my purse.."
Ditto by smartass whiteboy June 17, 2023
Ditto
The best Pokemon EVER!! It's so cute and fluffy, and you can hug it like a freaking plushie, it's just freaking so cuteeeee, and its even better when it's shiny!!!! If you ever get a Ditto, you can always tranfer it to me via my friend code: LZEVLXZYSBMC
Ditto by Interdream January 23, 2024
Ditto
The Pokemon with the most fucked up back story in the game. Dittos begin life in a laboratory as a failed attempt to create Mewtwo so they are already fucked up to begin with. Then they are discarded into the wild and are shunned by other Pokemon for being different until the day comes when a juvenile delinquent wearing a baseball cap uses one of his pets to paralyze and beat Ditto within an inch of its life and forced into a ball. Only to be taken to a "daycare" and forced to have sex repeatedly with other Pokemon until it produces an egg. The egg is then taken and Ditto is then forced to endure the same cycle over and over again.
I cought a Ditto yesterday. So I took it to the "daycare" and had Charizard, Dragonair, Eevee, Arcanine, and Onix run a train on it for some eggs
Ditto by The man 309 June 15, 2024
Ditto
ditto by newjeans 🐰👖
Hoo-ooh-ooh-ooh
Hoo-ooh-ooh-ooh
Stay in the middle
Like you a little
Don't want no riddle
말해줘 say it back, oh, say it ditto
아침은 너무 멀어 so say it ditto
훌쩍 커버렸어
함께한 기억처럼
널 보는 내 마음은
어느새 여름 지나 가을
기다렸지 all this time
Do you want somebody
Like I want somebody?
날 보고 웃었지만
Do you think about me now? Yeah
All the time, yeah, all the time
I got no time to lose
내 길었던 하루, 난 보고 싶어
Ra-ta-ta-ta 울린 심장 (ra-ta-ta-ta)
I got nothing to lose
널 좋아한다고 ooh-whoa, ooh-whoa, ooh-whoa
Ra-ta-ta-ta 울린 심장 (ra-ta-ta-ta)
But I don't want to
Stay in the middle
Like you a little
Don't want no riddle
말해줘 say it back, oh, say it ditto
아침은 너무 멀어 so say it ditto
I don't want to walk in this 미로
다 아는 건 아니어도
바라던 대로 말해줘 say it back
Oh, say it ditto
I want you so, want you, so say it ditto
Not just anybody
너를 상상했지
항상 닿아있던
처음 느낌 그대로 난
기다렸지 all this time
I got nothing to lose
널 좋아한다고 ooh-whoa, ooh-whoa, ooh-whoa
Ra-ta-ta-ta 울린 심장 (ra-ta-ta-ta)
But I don't want to
Stay in the middle
Like you a little
Don't want no riddle
말해줘 say it back, oh, say it ditto
아침은 너무 멀어 so say it ditto
I don't want to walk in this 미로
다 아는 건 아니어도
바라던 대로 말해줘 say it back
Oh, say it ditto
I want you so, want you, so say it ditto
Hoo-ooh-ooh-ooh
Hoo-ooh-ooh-ooh
Hoo-ooh-ooh-ooh
Stay in the middle
Like you a little
Don't want no riddle
말해줘 say it back, oh, say it ditto
아침은 너무 멀어 so say it ditto
훌쩍 커버렸어
함께한 기억처럼
널 보는 내 마음은
어느새 여름 지나 가을
기다렸지 all this time
Do you want somebody
Like I want somebody?
날 보고 웃었지만
Do you think about me now? Yeah
All the time, yeah, all the time
I got no time to lose
내 길었던 하루, 난 보고 싶어
Ra-ta-ta-ta 울린 심장 (ra-ta-ta-ta)
I got nothing to lose
널 좋아한다고 ooh-whoa, ooh-whoa, ooh-whoa
Ra-ta-ta-ta 울린 심장 (ra-ta-ta-ta)
But I don't want to
Stay in the middle
Like you a little
Don't want no riddle
말해줘 say it back, oh, say it ditto
아침은 너무 멀어 so say it ditto
I don't want to walk in this 미로
다 아는 건 아니어도
바라던 대로 말해줘 say it back
Oh, say it ditto
I want you so, want you, so say it ditto
Not just anybody
너를 상상했지
항상 닿아있던
처음 느낌 그대로 난
기다렸지 all this time
I got nothing to lose
널 좋아한다고 ooh-whoa, ooh-whoa, ooh-whoa
Ra-ta-ta-ta 울린 심장 (ra-ta-ta-ta)
But I don't want to
Stay in the middle
Like you a little
Don't want no riddle
말해줘 say it back, oh, say it ditto
아침은 너무 멀어 so say it ditto
I don't want to walk in this 미로
다 아는 건 아니어도
바라던 대로 말해줘 say it back
Oh, say it ditto
I want you so, want you, so say it ditto
Hoo-ooh-ooh-ooh
Hoo-ooh-ooh-ooh