dick destroy december

You must nut the amount of times as the day it is, every day in December. Only the hardcore can achieve.

Nah fam I don’t do no shave november, I do dick destroy December.

by Dick destroy Dan November 14, 2017

Poop Ship Destroyer

When men (or much more commonly little boys) go #2 then stand up to pee without flushing first. Regardless of whatever reason this act is initiated (sometimes intentionally or just because one doesn't realize the need to pee before standing), it then becomes irresistible to try to cut the doo-doos into smaller pieces with the golden stream.

Poop Ship Destroyer is also a song by Ween.

Little tommy was peeing while making war noises in the bathroom. I think he was playing poop ship destroyer again.

by braddlecat December 11, 2007

destroy lonely

A term used to describe how somewhere looks around you, or what outside looks like. typically includes a dark, grey, foggy, or ghoulish scenery

Holy sh*t it’s 3am and it’s so foggy and dark outside it’s so destroy lonely out right now

*See’s a dark and mysterious looking photo of outside*

“that’s so destroy lonely omg”

by DeclaredTriumph January 25, 2023

Destroy Dick December

Destroy Dick December is a very prestigious event that all men and women can participate in. It works as if on the first day of December you bust the same number as the day. The first, you bust once, the second you pound twice and so on.

“ Are you ready for Destroy Dick December?”
“Yeah, I’ve been holding in the biggest nut.”

“Well only nut a little you gotta make it through the whole month.”

“Trust me, I will make it.”

by grab that dick December 3, 2018

seek and destroy

1. sumthing you want to do when your really pissed off at sumone
2. an awesome metallica song off their first album, kill 'em all

1. larry pissed me off, its time to seek and destroy.
2. listen to seek and destroy by metallica, great f**kin song

by rob August 24, 2004

dirtroad hitchhiker

1. When someone sticks their thumb up their own ass or someone else's ass.
2. To sit on one's thumb

I walked into my apartment the other day and caught my roommates performing dirtroad hitchhikers on eachother.

by T. Danza October 17, 2010

destrominate

To utterly destroy in a physical battle, mental battle, or any other conflict. To "own" someone so completely as to show supreme domination.

"I so destrominated your cat, dude!"

"I just destrominated your toilet."

by Joseph Jaworski July 30, 2005