Band Director

A often short person who conducts or directs a band. Has no life, assigning students scales sheets for their grades, and telling lame jokes. Often can be desperate at times. Can be cool at times, but most of the time they can be @$$holes.

Cool Band Director:
Hey he's one of the coolest Band Directors ever!

Lame Band Director:
This Band Director can't conduct for crap!

by [too cool to list on here] December 29, 2008

director's cut

A man with an uncircumcised penis, or the penis itself.
Derived from the film industry marketing tag for a later release of a film undefiled by the meddling of a studio, "Full length, and un-cut".

Upon seeing an uncircumcised penis, "Yeah, you're a director's cut! Good for your parents..."

by corrino2000 December 28, 2007

Directard

A Directard is a film director that ruins, otherwise good movies with shaky camera work to create the illusion of realism.

"That was an awesome movie but I was getting motion sickness from the over use of shaky camera work, what Directard is responsible for this crap?"

"Hey they invented the steady cam for a reason, you stupid Directard!"

by The Movie Reviewnaut June 12, 2013

Director of my ass

When someone is talking shit about being your director of studies

Ugh miss lewis is the director of my ass

by Peter st. Barrister June 20, 2017

Directors Wife Syndrome

A phenomenon where a seniors person in a company (or wife) changes workload and priority across a business based on a random individual request.

See also HiPPO and JFDI

Originated Friday February 5, 1999. UK Release of Disney Pixar "A Bug's Life".
Woolworths UK had sold out of Flick Action Figure in local store where a directors wife was shopping. Entire company spent the day reporting on all Bug's Life merchandise across the company based on this one product in one store not being available for a directors wife to buy.

Drop everything, we need to prioritise this directors wife syndrome request.

by Wooly Memories October 1, 2021

DirectorVivian

a hacker in roblox. she loves purple, so she wears purple and she hacked spray paint, ttd3. if you joined one of those games, you would be teleported to a game called "Vivian Inc".

iicloudyleaf3: YO DIRECTORVIVIAN JUST TELEPORTED ME IN VIVIAN INC
safibook2020: OMG LEAVE
iicloudyleaf3: IT WONT LET ME
SunSetShimmer82020: DirectorVivian is online
iicloudyleaf3 & safibook2020: we know

by iicloudyleaf3 April 5, 2022

self-directed

Acting without taking the opinion of others

Self-directed behavior is observed

by abody January 26, 2016