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Long Distance Relationship

Having a relationship, even though it is long-distance. You may not get to see eachother at all. It takes alot of time, energy and money, but it's sometimes worth it.
Me: Are you still with Ashley?
Him: Yeah, we're trying to make our long-distance relationship work.
by allymcmally25 September 25, 2004
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Heterosexual distance

The physical and psychological distance a non gay man needs to keep to another man at all times. (May vary depending on the situation)
Facebook update:"I'm (male) lying listening to my friend farting in his sleep".

No homo! You need to keep your heterosexual distance man!
by Ovinor January 12, 2011
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Distasi

See I try and fuck this girl on the side so as not to be all the way gay, the this tubby bastard is a real Distasi.
by ass crayon October 21, 2007
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Dineta

An European girl. Sexy, confident and bossy. Makes everyone around to fall in love with her. She's also the chosen one
Brandon: OH MY GOD SHE'S SO FUCKING AMAZING I JUST WANNA LOVE HER FOREVER AND TREAT HER TO ALL THE GOODS IN THIS WORLD!
Cameron: Huh? Who? I've never seen you talk about a girl like that.
Brandon: ITS DINETA MAN HOW CAN YOU NOT TALK ABOUT HER LIKE THAT

Cameron: OH MY FUCKING SHE'S THE HOTTEST GIRL I'VE EVER SEEN AND SO SWEET AND FRIENDLY AND CONTROLLING BUT OH MY GOD
by Anonimja January 15, 2013
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Distancelexia

A defect of the eye in which a person looks appealing and fit from a distance but upon closer view becomes less attractive.
Wow that girl got a fat ass ...wait, no she don't, it looks like a bag of rice puddin' up close. Damn Distancelexia!
by 5entral88 November 16, 2016
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Distance Learning

a dumb thing that schools do during quarantine to piss their students off
Student 1: Man I Hate Distance Learning
Student 2: Same Bro
by idiot face 69 June 5, 2020
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Long Distance Yawn

A long distance yawn occurs when a person takes a video of themselves yawning and sends it to someone else who proceeds to yawn after seeing it.
"Dude, take a video me yawning and text it to someone."

"What the fuck for?"

"Cuz then they'd yawn, itd be funny."

"A long distance yawn!"

"Exactly!"
by BWG_wsu January 25, 2010
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