Readers Digest Version

The abbreviated version of a story, experience, or work-related issue.

Matt... come on, I don't want a play-by-play of your date last night, give me the Readers Digest Version: did you hook up or not?

by blockpass270 August 20, 2008

Dingeet

Dream Stans who protest in the street

Noun: I like being a dingeet

Verb: Yesterday, me and a few other dingeeter Dream Stans protested against the nike shoe brand for saying its the "Dream Shoe" and the whole street got blocked off!

Adjective: Quick, dingeeters, that are good hackers, escaped the police from there most recent protest 6 hours ago.

by Dsmpwords January 19, 2022

Naked Dingus

A common action where a person, usually a male, will pull down their trousers, bend over and repeatedly slam a clenched fist into the crevice of their behind.

This is used as a mocking device from person to person, or performed upon request in order to gain laughs from a group.

“Rowan, I want a naked dingus now!”

by ATF PB August 18, 2020

digestive pyrotechnics

To vomit profusely with a large amount of noise and sidespray, resembling a large fireworks display...but with half digested food.

I think i puked up everything I ate last week...it was like digestive pyrotechnics, man.

by the Den of Iniquity January 3, 2007

Obligatory Digestive

When you lowkey want to show your friends that you're doing something cool.

Ivar wanted to let his friends know that he was drinking and beeing all cool, but lowkey. So he uploaded a picture of a vodka bottle and a package of digestive cookies, and said that the digestive cookies were obligatory, therefore Obligatory Digestive.

by JokerSnoker February 16, 2017

dingus

another word for a spaz.
NOTE: a dingus is NOT a stupid person, because a dingus is someone who can make you laugh by doing stupid THINGS, but they are not stupid people. a stupid person is an idiot. idiot and dingus are different.

(your friend is rocking back and forth on their chair and it topples over, thus flinging them across the room)

you say "dude, you're such a DINGUS"

by dingus April 27, 2003

dingis

n. A low-functioning nimrod.

Is Ralph eating paste again? God, that guy's such a dingis.

by jizzlebertus July 24, 2003