Digital Q-Tip

When you use the stylet from your pda or smart-phone to clean the wax out of you ears.

I forgot to clean my ears this morning so I had to use my Digital Q-Tip on the drive into the office.

by b.o.d. September 6, 2007

digital underwear

Something you need to keep yourself safe from the online predators that will try to get you where the sun don’t shine.

I got my digital underwear on 24/7 man, I don’t trust those sleazy fukkas for a second.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019

DaMitchy Balls

1) The prefix “Da” is to indicate it is a play-on of DaBaby. DaMitchy Balls (noun) is a word to describe a ballsy and strong woman or man, with names Misha or Mitch (or to those effects). Someone who is nicknamed DaMitchy Balls is someone, who in the eyes of another, deserves the greatest of respect.

2) Someone with a name starting with M who has itchy balls: DaMitchy Balls is used to title Cool dudes/ dudettes who is one with “the boys”. They often look like dababy.

This word is highly popular in the West-Midlands, UK, where the word first originated.

Beatrice: Who is that good looking woman?
Nubbs:Thats DaMitchy Balls! Well... her name is Misha, but looks like dababy and has nice balls.
Beatrice: I want to be DaMitchy Balls!!
Nubbs: well your name isn’t Misha is it, ugh...

by NiqU3@MKHBae_init! March 16, 2021

Damita

The name Damita is a Spanish name. In Spanish the meaning of the name Damita is: Little noble, baby princess or little lady.

Hey Damita!
You're such a damita.

by Handleme123 September 30, 2015

digital people watching

Like people watching , but digitally.

A hobby in which you watch people with your phone, mainly for online dating website when you swipe and watch people’s profile /pictures just for fun, not really into actual conversations or engaging.

I like digital people watching before bed.

by Little speck April 4, 2018

Digital Gonad

A remote worker who travels the world but can only talk about it in a conceited way. Key attributes may include:

• Traveling to cool places and ruining them in the process.
• Preaches about minimalistic lifestyle while life’s belongings are at parents’ house.
• Competes with US military for most unwanted presence.
• Unperturbed by the fact that their “unique find” coffee shop is filled with other digital gonads.

• Complains about capitalism while making 100x the average local salary.

• Sometimes doubles as a sex tourist.

• Leaves a trail of haters in their wake.

• Constantly reminds everyone about their odd working hours due to time differences.

• Travels the world but strategically leaves out Africa, India, and the Middle East.
• Disparages staying in one place but doesn’t realize they can only go their because people live in one place.

• Calls themselves a nomad but is over reliant on technology and infrastructure for basic survival
• Environmentalist but ignores their massive jet-setting lifestyle’s carbon footprint.

Things a digital gonad might say: Where’s the Wi-Fi? Why is the Wi-Fi bad? My Wi-Fi was bad so I couldn’t join the call. What’s the password to your Wi-Fi? Generally, too much discussion about Wi-Fi.

by Digital Crawdad September 16, 2022

lady dimitrescu

The 9'6ft tall vampire milf claimed by the lgbtq+ community

"Have you seen Lady Dimitrescu's tag on ao3? Damn, it's all gay! The gays took the tall lady for themselves and told Capcom their job is done, bye-bye ma'am, she belongs to them now."

by shark rights May 6, 2021