The more porn you watch, the more hardcore the porn has to be for you to get an erection and to finish. For example, if you watch porn sporadically regular straight porn will do the trick. However, if you're a Giesel and masturbate 13+ times a day it will take some seriously hardcore bukkake or brazilian fart porn to get you off.
Palmer: Dude, last night Lesnick was locked in his room for like twelve hours straight masturbating. You know he had to be wanking to 2 girls 1 cup or some beastiality incest or something.
Pat Shea: How do you know that?
Palmer: Cuz of Giesel's Law of Diminishing returns, that's how
Pat Shea: How do you know that?
Palmer: Cuz of Giesel's Law of Diminishing returns, that's how
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P.S. he enjoys playing games, but hates when others make their own rules.
P.S. he enjoys playing games, but hates when others make their own rules.
Mr. Dimitar Davidkov… Dimitar… you transformed my life in ways you can’t possibly imagine and you’ll never even know it.
by destinyisall July 17, 2021
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Dimitri is angry at you.
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Get the dimitrip mug.Dimism: Noun. Dim'-ism. Etymology: Dim - Greek slang for Dimworth. Ism - applying a particular trait of...
Definition: To scrounge, blag, or be unbelievably tight-arsed and be proud to tell people about it.
Definition: To scrounge, blag, or be unbelievably tight-arsed and be proud to tell people about it.
USAGE: "Have you heard the latest Dimism" "Even I can't believe this Dimism he told me the other day"
1. He blagged a very very expensive hotel in Paris on the weekend as part of his "business." The concierge told him after the first night of blaggery that he had only been booked in for one night. The PR person said he could stay in his room for the other night at a reduced rate, but he went on their internet and booked a 20 Euro a night hostel instead
2. He is planning his leaving date for Friday November 3rd, but he realised that if he left the Monday after, he would get paid for the weekend.
1. He blagged a very very expensive hotel in Paris on the weekend as part of his "business." The concierge told him after the first night of blaggery that he had only been booked in for one night. The PR person said he could stay in his room for the other night at a reduced rate, but he went on their internet and booked a 20 Euro a night hostel instead
2. He is planning his leaving date for Friday November 3rd, but he realised that if he left the Monday after, he would get paid for the weekend.
by Yoric August 23, 2006
Get the Dimism mug.The phobia of doing anything productive. When a person has a mildly case of this fear, this may result in this person being lazy. In severe cases this phobia can make this person so lazy, that he will stop studying and stay forever at home laying on the sofa afraid of doing anything.
Have you seen John lately, I heard he stopped studying. Do you know he has found work yet?
- The doctor diagnosed him with dimischmifobia. I don't think he looked for work yet.
Oh no that terrible disease has another victim :(
- The doctor diagnosed him with dimischmifobia. I don't think he looked for work yet.
Oh no that terrible disease has another victim :(
by timtemtummy August 7, 2012
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