Dildonic

Anything that even slightly resembles a dildo.

My glorious Blue Yeti brand microphone is dildonic. I like to put it in my asshole.

by Joey Auburn May 23, 2016

Dildoicly

To use an object in the same way you would use a dildo.

I'll stick the banana up your hole Dildoicly !!!

by blagan May 2, 2011

Dildonic

An 80s retro dildo fuck!!

I gave that skank a dildonic last night in that old hobo house.

by up teh butt September 7, 2007

dildonik

a mechanical dildo that has an plug for its vibaration.

that girl need to ues a extension cord to plug in her dildonik insted of using batteries for her dildo

by adam aka bart May 11, 2004

Dildofish

Someone who you don't like, or is annoying; an interjection to yell during a dying conversation to stir it up.

God, your such a fucking dildofish!

person 1: So
person 2: So...
person 3: Um...
person 4: Dildofish!
person 1: you guys wanna go to pita pit?
people 2&3: hell yeah!

by Jpierre March 23, 2009

dildonicly plagued

When someone continuously shows traits being a dildo. Everything they do and say is Dildonic.

You are one dildonicly plagued person.

by Budda 73 December 19, 2014

Dildonic Plague

Disease where you constantly get slapped by dildos

Doctor: I'm sorry but your son has the Dildonic Plague

by Mr splash August 29, 2016