Dildonic

An adjective that describes any object that refers to or resembles the shape and form of a Dildo. Commonly used whilst describing architecture, or electronics.

Does anybody else think that tower looks slightly dildonic?

I'm not touching that remote, that thing is dildonic!

by DoutcheBag December 28, 2010

dildoism

The religion of followers of Dildo Hobbes.

"I am a follower of Dildoism, and I worship in my local Weak House. You should join us next week at one of our meetings."

by Anonymous February 3, 2005

Dillonism

A religion originating in the year 2006 cheifly to worship Chuck Norris' ass kicking. Founders include Adam, Dillon, and Andrew.

I am a member of the faith of Dillonism

by Adam Compton May 26, 2006

Dildonic Plague

Like the plagues of history, a dildonic plague starts with a single infected person that spreads their infection to others. The symptoms consist chiefly of being driven to such distraction and stupidity in the face of easily avoidable catastophe that others who are not infected become convinced that having a violently raging dildo lodged in some hidden orifice is the only reasonable explanation, and that this "disease" is active and spreading amongst others.

This morning, our website was down because someone forgot to renew the certificate! Then the shipping department shipped my packages to the wrong address. Not an hour later, some guy clogged the toilet and flooded the bathroom by trying to flush it repeatedly. Finally, it ravaged operations, who accidentally canceled our Internet service! Someone should have taken the 10-inch vibrating mamba out of their ass before they came to work! We've got a freakin' dildonic plague on our hands!

by dirtforker February 8, 2020

Dildonnery

A way of calling bullshit in the political world.

History Professor: "And then the Dixiecrats were formed".
Barack Obama: "That political party was pure dildonnery sir".

by xRahx March 10, 2009

dildodian

a person who is of the dildo race

that guy is a dildodian

by SindySin June 30, 2009

dildonosphere

A sphere with many dildos sticking out of it. May be used by multiple people simultaneously.

Aren't you gonna wash that dildonosphere before you use it? You did buy it on Ebay, after all. OR Your mum and entire extended family had such an amazing time on the dildonosphere last night.

by M0dey March 12, 2010