dildapinche

aka "dickhead", douchebag, douche,

Greg was such a dildapinche today, calling in sick after a 3 day weekend!

by mary david July 8, 2007

Dildivoje

A Croatian nickname for a person who likes Hotwheels cars.

A: Look, he's got a Hotwheels collection!
B: Let's call him DIldivoje!

by kenjamizmet January 18, 2020

Dildice

The art form of excreting feces into a condom (balloons are also used) freezing said condom, and than using the dildice as a pleasuring tool usually for the female specimen.

girl 1: I made a really lumpy dildice yesterday.

girl 2: ouch...mine was long and i shaped it before freezing.

by lednas May 10, 2010

Dildopolasaur

Teh penis monster normally found under a womans panties shaped and textured like an actual man's junk.

Ram Rod: Man I was going through my girls panty drawer after boning her and found her dildopolasaur.

Trip: How big and what color was it.

Ram Rod: It was the dreaded black colt. 12" of black man junk.

by Hyouga August 28, 2009

dildophilia

a practice prevalent among lesbians in which one woman assumes the role of a male thrusting a dildo into the vagina of another woman.

The dykes practise dildophilia ad nauseam.

by uttam maharjan July 26, 2010

dilzip

Commonly referd to as a "dick" or "asshole"

Man, Scott Doyle is such a dilzip

by James March 19, 2004

dildipherous

hillbilly shit

Man these dumbasses gettin dildipherous because that bar is outta whiskey

by Dang ol Dang ol December 6, 2018