dildocchio

A prick of a person who makes stuff up about himself to make him sound better.

Eric: Yeh, I hung with The Undertaker, and I even pinned him two out of three.

James: Shut your hole, dildocchio!

by sphincterella October 15, 2007

builda dilda

a store like build a bear. but not.

lets go to builda dilda, the dog ate mine.

by laurelbartel March 30, 2008

dildocam

A small, poor quality camera. Often the mega-pixels are at highest, a 3. Photos are often grainy, blurry, and cannot focus on an object.

Oh hai, I love photography and I plan on going to an art institute to show off the skills I have. Do you think pictures I take with my dildocam will make it? They're blurry but I managed to sharpen them on my illegal copy of photoshop.

by ashleymalicious July 6, 2010

DilDad

A DilDad is a Dildo which has been shaped by the users father. Particularly women with Daddy issues

So I've bought myself a dildad to resist the urge to actually have sex with my father. At least I know how he feels inside of me without the incest

by Alright Aree? April 16, 2017

DILAC

Don't I Look A Cunt

<anieruok>: DILAC

by SlaWta October 5, 2003

dildicycle

(pronounced dil-DIE-cycle)
1. This unique contraption is a bicycle with a dildo attached to the seat. The device is used for transportation, exercise, or as a sex toy.
2. A sex position in which the person makes a peddling motion with their legs.

"I'll be out riding dildicycle."
"I'm gonna by me some dildicycle shorts."
"Wanna ride my dildicycle?"

by The Socially Inept Club April 1, 2008

dildan

a dildan is a sex toy used by men. It is in the shape of a pussy and fits rite on the guys knob so wen you turn it on it vibrates, and now your hands won't get tired!

The new dildan I just got feels like an actual pussy!

by j-wix February 15, 2007