dirtbiking

The placement of one's face, specifically the mouth, into the area between a person's buttocks, followed by a rapid shaking of the face in a side-to-side motion, accompanied with an extreme exhale, resulting in the sound of a two wheeled motorized vehicle. See Motorboating.

So it turns out, Shit Faced and Dirtbiking are the same thing. Heeheehee

Is that shit on your lips or are you just happy to see me?

I've been dirtbiking so long, even Cookie Monster won't eat my chocolate chips.

by Pappa Weird January 1, 2012

Teenage Dirtbag

A teenager that disregards laws and rules, not in the pursuit of attention but because they fucking can. Common practices of a teenage dirtbag include reckless behaviour, an "idgaf about anything" attitude and "I do whatever tf I want" mindset.

Examples of this behaviour include:
- Smoking weed in unconventional places
- Consumption of illicit substances
- Trespassing
- Being wasted out of your mind
- Reckless driving
- Vandalism
- Shouting profanities out a car window at other civilians
- The dealing of illicit substances
- Any act that your parents would disown you over etc

Look at that teenage dirtbag hotboxing a tunnel with a makeshift carrot pipe, using a candle to smoke instead of a bic lighter.

by DexyDemon November 4, 2022

DIGTBK

Damn It is Good To Be King!

I rulez everything I do, DIGTBK!

by chef May 2, 2003

dirtbike

A motorized vehicle that is meant to be ridden on the dirt, hence the name "DirtBike."

1) Zach Bazzy is a spode on a dirtbike
2) Clay Varley rides his dirtbike in sand without a paddle tire

by James Herkheimer January 5, 2005

Dirtburgered

When someone tries to be helpful, but as usual, fails spectacularly and creates even more problems.

"Kevin tried to help me move my car, but he dirtburgered me when he ran over my dog and got bulgogi sauce all over the upholstery."

by Crunchmuncher May 29, 2022

You greedy dirtbag

Someone who is very greedy and doesn't care about the environment

O'Hare (Famous CEO of "O'Hare Air,", which produces and sells clean air): Let it (Last tree in the human existence) die, let it die, let it shrivel up and-. C'mon, whose with me?
Marie: Nobody.
Cy: You greedy dirtbag!

by Theautisticrebel June 21, 2022

dirtbrain

An adjective to describe a messy / clumsy person.

Hello dirtbrain, why is the oven not on? (Gordon Ramsay, Hell's Kitchen USA Season 2, Episode 3)

by Emil Christopher Melar November 26, 2006