chode-dinger

When one is sitting, usually while driving, one would place your phone on vibrate. Once the phone is on vibrate one would place it between his or her legs in the (chode) area. Once somebody calls, the subject would receive a suprsing, kinda good feeling, ringer.

Guy 1: dude, i heard you were in an accident.
Guy 2: yeah man, it sucked.
Guy 1: what happened man?
Guy 2: well i was driving, and my mom called, and she gave me a chode-dinger.
Guy 1: Oh. well that happens.

by conman08 July 18, 2006

shoe dodger

Derogatory

Someone stupid but has out of pure luck
performed a feat which would'nt be
otherwise possible without skill of ninja
quality or higher.

George bush isn't a ninja
only a shoe dodger.

Tom throws a frisbe, it is caught in a
updraft and never seen again.

"Tom you stupid shoe dodger, that was my
only frisbe"

Still a shoe dodger leaves his audence in
awe.

george bush

by scavanna March 2, 2009

Poo Digger

A person who inserts an appendage (phallus, finger, toe) into the anus of another person for sexual stimulation or out of spite.

“Hey Monica, can I put my finger in your asshole?”
“Sure Alex, jam it up there good and hard you dirty poo digger you!”

by CannedPears November 8, 2009

Gold Digger Crazy Straw

When a girl is sucking dick to earn money. Acting as if the penis were a straw to the wallet.

She was suckin me so hard, its like it was a gold digger crazy straw

by ForsakenExile October 17, 2012

Digger Nick

The African St. Nick

Be good or Digger Nick won't bring presents this year!

by M.O. July 27, 2006

juice digger

A juice digger is a man or woman that just dates them because they are popular or have street cred.

I think she is a into me because she is a juice digger .

by Boss de la Boss January 23, 2017

clam dodger

A gay man. Someone who avoids clam or pussy.

"Look at what that clam dodger is wearing - what a fag."

by bTreezy October 13, 2006