diddle

The sexual act of stabbing one or more partners, thus creating more than one hole (thus disproving the fourth hole theory). When finished, the partners proceed to shit in the stab wounds. Usually a once in a life time experience.

Bob went to that diddle orgy last week, I miss him

by sirsolodolo October 31, 2011

Diddle

when one elder offers candy to a younger person for a sexual favor.

John Kerry looks like he would dillde your child.

by Boomer Hughes February 5, 2005

Diddle

Euphemism for masturbation, usually a male.

Before showering for work, Jack decided a good diddle was first in order.

by MikeyVeggo April 9, 2003

diddle

another word for penis

Jenna stroked my diddle

by jazzman November 6, 2003

Diddle

A slang term for ecstacy pills. Can also be used to describe the state of mind of a person who's high on pills('Diddled'). Any arrangements on this is acceptable, e.g 'diddly-doo', 'dids', 'diddlered'.

Mark : 'How're those diddles doing for ya?'
James: 'Man, i'm fucking diddled of my face man. Could do with another diddly-doo though if you've got one?'
Mark: 'Sorry bro, all out of dids, you sank them all you diddly twat'

by magicwaffle March 14, 2009

diddle

to eat at Paco's Tacos

Do you want to go diddle later?

by Manuel Jones September 8, 2007

diddle

a young girl who lacks discrimination when choosing her sexual partners

a girl who will have sex with anyone,

by tyler December 1, 2003