mc diddies

short for mc donald's

Lets go to mc diddies. I'm hungry.

by TheLazyGenius December 18, 2009

fiddler diddler

A child molestor.

See that guy on the news who raped that boy or girl ? He's a fiddler diddler.

by roadrunner71 June 13, 2016

Didier Drogba

the worlds greatest footballer. ever.

Hey, did you see Didier Drogba last night? He's the best footballer ever!!!! And that Will Geffen is a cunt.

by Drogba January 16, 2009

Diddler on the roof

In prison, it is the inmate who sleeps above the person which they rape.

"You got bunked up with Steve? That is not the diddler on the roof that you want to have."

by zaztastic September 1, 2013

the diddler

The name of one of Ray Narveaz Jr.'s many alter egos. Wears a bag on his head and a chain on his neck.

"It's the Diddler!"

by Recovery15 November 11, 2013

diddler

a child molester. derived from "kiddy diddler". one doesn't actually have to touch a child to be a diddler. anyone who promotes, is involved in, or looks at child porn especially on a school computer, and then gets caught and suspended for it, but doesn't get the clue, and then gets busted twice by the police for possesion of child pornography on their home computer can be considered a diddler.

matt cohen is such a diddler

by ya September 2, 2004

goat diddler

Derived from diddler, a goat diddler is a person who fantasizes, almost fanatically, about engaging in a sexual act(s) with the immature Capra aegagrus hircus (commonly the goat). Sexual relations with a goat is not actually necessary, thoughts alone are sufficient to be deemed a goat diddler. For obvious reasons, most goat diddlers have a background in agriculture and hail from rural areas. The stronger version: goof goat diddler (sometimes deemed Diddler 2G) is a goat diddler who has resided in an urban environment their entire life. Having no prior exposure to goats, they have developed these unnatural thoughts entirely unprovoked. Goat diddlers in general have made goat keepers everywhere feel the need to have a chaperon with them while tending to their livestock, or else they might be suspected of goat diddling while caring for their goats alone.

One of the first recorded goat diddlers, a man from the rural Canadian city Calgary, has confessed that he started fantasizing about goats sexually in his early teenage years. Convicted multiple times of goat molestation, David Hatch has since gained infamy. Being a perfect example of the sort of person who is a goat diddler, Hatch later committed one of the worst murders the city of London, Canada has ever seen.

by MrMacFister March 1, 2011