Did a Tommy

Breaking something in freak fashion or saying the least appropriate thing in a delicate situation.

I did a Tommy yesterday when I met Sally. I was trying to compliment her on how big she had become during her pregnancy...

Or

I did a Tommy at work last week. I reached for a glass in the cupboard and it just exploded in my hand!

by delaNoches May 30, 2023

I ain't gone done did a thing

without hesitation, if you get trampled over a scuffle with a toothless hillbilly and approach him with intentions to confront and resolve a current conflict afflicted upon you, his disturbingly low educated response claims that he absolutely has nothing to do with any remarks or previous actions presented to you.

Cop- hello sir, may i ask a few question?
Tweaked-out Hillbilly- look man, I ain't gone done did a thing dude.
Cop- what are you doing way out here in a shack.. in the middle of the woods.. with PH strips and lots and lots and loootttsss of pseudophede?
Tweaked-Out Hillbilly- science project for school.
Cop- sir, you're clearly not in school.
Tweaked-Out Hillbilly- Its for my son.
Cop- ..but you're the only one here...
Tweaked-Out Hillbilly- he's here spiritually
Cop- Goddammit i dont have time for this!

by bulletface May 1, 2015

didazzle

to decorate a man's adult area with jewels/crystals so as to dazzle

or like, to wear a sparkly bracelet on your dick

oh yeah, I didazzled with your bracelet after you left this morning, just wanted my grown up parts to feel special

male version of vajazzle

by the barrister's left ball March 14, 2011

Dirty Diday

When someone is in the act off sex and decides to play with the girls vagina in the same fashion as that of a pizza maker.
Then after he is done he pours cream cheese into the vagina to soften up while he waits for his bagel to heat up.

Man Dave was giving Vivian such a dirty diday he made an extra large pizza with that thing and he really enjoyed his bagel.

by Paul Stevenson September 8, 2007

didactic

a speech or writing that is didactic is intended to teach people a lesson

Usually whenever I do something wrong, my mom gives me a super long didactic speech! It gets pretty annoying after a while.

by BearCastle November 24, 2011

feds did a sweep

When the cops raid your crib to look for drugs

Tay: Yo the feds did a sweep

Nick: Bruh what thats some bullshit yo

by StrawberryFlavoredLasagna December 14, 2021

k-didas

no brand shoes with 2, 4, or even 6 stripes or wal-mart shoes
not k-swiss or adidas
not cool either

look at that fag with his k-didas
man look at taylor he's wearing some k-didas

by taylor r. livingston March 2, 2008