Disconfunctuated

Unorganized, crazy, disfunctional,out of whack, idiot

I'm always disconfunctuated when I'm around my best friend.

by Em and Kate November 2, 2017

cocknitive dissonance

1. When a man really wants to have sex with a woman but knows he shouldn't because she's involved, too crazy, related, etc.

2. When you have a kink that turns you on but at the same time would not like to explore it

3. When a man is gay but is having trouble admitting it due to societal norms, pressure from parents, etc. (Go for it, dude! It's okay!)

1. If my sister looked like Scarlett Johansson, I would be experiencing some serious cocknitive dissonance.

2. It's a fantasy of mine to have sex in public, but I don't want to get arrested; it's giving me serious cocknitive dissonance.

3. I seriously doubt that they're a couple; if they are, she's blind because he's clearly experiencing profound cocknitive dissonance.

by xanadoodle March 27, 2017

Now is the winter of our discontent

Originally coined by Shakespeare in the opening line of Richard III: "Now is the Winter of our Discontent / Made glorious summer by this son of York", written around 1592. It was used to describe Richard III (from the house of York), feeling discontented in living in a world that hates him. The term has since then been used in various forms, such as 'The winter of discontent', describing the winter of 1978–79 in the United Kingdom during the Labour party pay caps of the time. It was also used 'Now is the winter of your discontent!' by Stewie Griffin in the TV show family guy before Stewie attacks Brian with a snow-cannon.

A man and his family are sat in their house in the middle of winter with no money and no front door. The man says "Now is the winter of our discontent"

by DisgruntledGentleman September 3, 2013

disconbobulated

when somthing odd happens, and you get an undiscribable confuzed feeling, that cna only be discribed as disconbobulation.

emil jansen was disconbobulated by the square egg that he found on the floor

by Alex August 12, 2004

disconcentrate

failure to concentrate fully on the task that task at hand

JJ stroking Potters neck intimately whislt he is driving around roads he doesn't know causing him to disconcentrate on the job at hand

by potter 32 July 3, 2008

4 o'clock Dickson

When you go home after school and take a giant shit.

Greg: "Well I think I'll go home now... time to take a 4 o'clock Dickson!"

by pussycrack September 23, 2009

urban dictonary

The place where one goes to piss away two hours looking up words like "computer" or "geek' "Assclown" and "emo"

Pixie spent an entire sunday afternoon looking up silly words :)

by Pixie05 July 6, 2005