When someone you love is being a dick, so you make up a random word to make yourself not as mad at them.
He's being a such Dicknersnoodle, it's ridiculous.
by Unimportance April 16, 2020
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A small child who seems fiesty and strong but is really just putting it on. He actually has a chode.
Rob: Gimme your lunch money cock sucker!
Bob: Piss off Rob! I'm tired of you! Your just a Christian Dickless!
Bob: Piss off Rob! I'm tired of you! Your just a Christian Dickless!
by Dujem Tingler January 10, 2017
Get the Christian Dickless mug.A disorder associated with episodes of high and low cravings of dat dick; generally a result of trauma from too many dick pics and/or bukake participation. See also PTDPD (Post Traumatic Dick Pic Disorder)
by KevlarMantastic April 29, 2019
Get the Manic Dickpression mug.usually a male, with a lifted truck from orange county. dickless because the height of their truck compensates for the lack of size in the bulge. they drive brand new full sized trucks that are raised high enough to the point of stupidity. will also never see dirt or mud, which is typically the point of lifting a truck. instead they drive it around to look badass when infact they are far from.
by jayare October 4, 2005
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They called him dickless because he didn't have a dick.
One time he heard that this woman after her husband left for work would go get a pickle and put it in a knothole in the floor and fuck with it.
So he paints his dick green and climbs under the house and sticks his dick up through that knothole in the floor. The woman thinks his dick is a pickle and starts fucking with it. He was having a good time till her husband comes back from work early and pulls into the driveway.
She tries to get it out of the knothole but can't do it.
So she kicks the pickle under the bed.
They called him dickless because he didn't have a dick.
One time he heard that this woman after her husband left for work would go get a pickle and put it in a knothole in the floor and fuck with it.
So he paints his dick green and climbs under the house and sticks his dick up through that knothole in the floor. The woman thinks his dick is a pickle and starts fucking with it. He was having a good time till her husband comes back from work early and pulls into the driveway.
She tries to get it out of the knothole but can't do it.
So she kicks the pickle under the bed.
by Deep Blue 2012 August 11, 2009
Get the Dickless mug.When the ration of women to men is 2/3 and you haven't had sex in a real long time. Its basically the dust bowl for dicks, hard to find and lacking in variety.
by yourkneedhasarrived November 8, 2016
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